
Wow! That Phish show at Fenway was something! Great jams, great people and a great venue. Funneling everyone to Gate B was a mistake, though, by the Boston Police Department. Why funnel everyone to one frickin’ gate when Fenway has multiple entrance points? Especially when they have enough event staff to accommodate a sold-out show. I never thought I’d see the day when people are freely smoking cheeba on Lansdowne Street and Yawkey Way in broad daylight. Also never thought I’d see a buffet of NO2 tanks lining the streets. Gotta love Phish shows. … Hungary is example No. 1
on why it’s not good to be in a war against the United States. Eighty-nine years ago, America and Co. (Allies) signed the Treaty of Trianon in France, in which Hungary signed over 72 percent of its entire land mass and 64 perecent of its population. Eastern European nations, including Romania and Czechoslovakia, inherited a sizable tax base. I hope that puppet North Korean d-bag from “Team America: World Police” is reading. … Bad news for Maine residents who like seeing titties with their morning coffee. The Grandview Topless Coffee Shop was torched early Wednesday morning. Fire officials have concluded it was arson, probably set by some stupid feminist chick with tiny boobs. Waitresses there served coffee and doughnuts with no shirts on. How decent is that? … So you’ve been arrested once, maybe a few times. Hey, it happens, the Po-Po might have caught you puffing cheeba or trying to buy booze with a fake ID. Nothing tops New Hampshire resident Paul Baldwin, who was recently arrested for the 153rd time! Oh, and his most recent run in with the cops came a week after he was released from jail, where he spent a year for stealing a $2 can of beer. … Is it me, or does everyone on TV have blue eyes? …
Thumbs up to Herbert Bayard Swope, who won the first Nobel Prize for Journalism 92 years ago today. He was honored for his work on a series of articles in New York World Newspaper on exposing secret dealings deep inside Berlin during the time of Nazi Germany. Also notable about Swope: He coined the phrase “Cold War” and is the founder of the “op-ed” page in newspapers, the page opposite the editorial page in every newspaper in the country that features opinions from readers. … Today would have been the 25th birthday of Brazilian Supermodel Ana Carolina Reston if she didn’t die in 2006 from kidney failure because of anorexia. At the time of her death, she was 5-foot-8 and weighed 88 pounds. She apparently ate nothing but tomatoes and apples, and was very quick to puke them up after eating. It’s not nice to make fun of those who passed at a young age, but this chick pisses me off. Apparently on a photo shoot, someone said she was “too fat” and that led her down a path of eating disorders and whatnot. Sorry to say this, but good riddance. … Happy 34th birthday to
hottie Angelina Jolie. Did you know Jon Voight’s daughter, the top-earning actress in 2008, used to be a lesbian and has publically acknowledged banging former co-star and asian model Jenny Shimizu? (Editor’s note: I expected Shimzu, who also banged Madonna, to be at least a little good looking) … Happy 25th birthday to Mexican porn star Jenaveve Jolie (no relation to Angelina). I don’t know if I can, or should, do this, but here’s a link to a Jolie porno.
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