Elderly Drug Mule Busted Having Sex With Real Mule

Posted on June 12, 2009 by tubesteak

RANCHO SARDINA, NM – An elderly woman was arrested and charged with conspiracy to distribute 5 kilograms or more of cocaine, cruelty to animals, and open and gross lewdness on Tuesday morning after she was caught having sex with a mule in front of a roadside ranch near the Mexican border. Officers Ricardo Oswald and Joseph Winters [...]

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Isotopes Week in Review: Great Start, Embarrassing Finish

Posted on June 12, 2009 by fugaze

FAIRHAVEN — The Isotopes started the week like a first-place team should, shredding the last-place Misfits, 17-5, at Cushman Park Tuesday night. Unfortunately, things went downhill from there. The Topes didn’t show up at all on Thursday and suffered their worst loss since 2006, 15-5, to the defending champion Bulldogs at Livesey Park. “Absolutely pitiful,” [...]

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