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Ah yes, the joys of summer reading. Waves gently crashing in the background, blue skies, and fruity cocktails. Decent Community would like to present our summer reading list for 2009. As you probably have gathered, we’re odd birds, so we’ve got an unconventional list of ten must-read books. Click on the link below to view our complete docket of titles. Please enjoy…

 

 

1. The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories depicts forbidden same-sex love and all its titillating temptation. Eight stories are set in different periods of history, from the Stonewall Riots to Dustbowl Depression. Each involves a girl, a horse and womanly attraction.

 

 

 

 

2. If you have ever wondered what action to take to keep clear of a fast moving ship, this book will remove the doubt. Author is a Master Mariner and Deep Sea Towing Master, Licensed Panama Canal Pilot and Active Washington State Pilot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. With the rise of violence against gay people, the “don’t ask, don’t tell” military policy and the homophobic rhetoric of the right-wing, sometimes there doesn’t seem to be very much fun about gay and lesbian life. That is, until you read Mary Dugger’s The History of Lesbian Hair.

 

 

 

 

4. All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad… the list goes on. A floater? It’s probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night’s dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep, also here.

 

 

 

 

 

5. Anyone who has spent more time than they care to admit in the garage will enjoy noted humorist Roger Welsch’s exploration of the do’s and dont’s of tractor restoration. He offers invaluable advice and discusses resources, tools, shop equipment, and the relationship that develops between old machines and their owners.

 

 

 

 

6. Including chapters such as “How To Eat With Your Pussy”, “Nursing a Sick Pussy” and of course “Exercising Your Pussy”

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. The book contains considerable data to substantiate each of the aspects of the castration results. The simple 15-minute surgery gives a whopping thirteen and a half years of average life expectancy increase, cures prostate cancer and improves the body’s immune system functioning.

 

 

 

 

 

8. Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.

 

 

 

 

9. Are you looking for concise, practical answers to questions that are often left unanswered by traditional medical searches? Curbside Consultation of the Colon: 49 Clinical Questions provides quick and direct answers to the thorny questions commonly posed during a ‘curbside consultation’ between colleagues.

 

 

 

 

 

10. A French literature professor on how to solve a classic problem: so many books, so little time.

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