Notorious Drug Abusing Puppets

A look back at some of the addict puppets we grew up with: The Swedish Chef: Dude was absolutely nuts in the kitchen, slurring his speech, throwing ingredients this way and that. He’s cooked a real moose instead of chocolate moose, shot vegetables with a shotgun, hit meatballs with a tennis racquet, and played basketball with [...]

100 Parking Tickets Paid For By Stranger

Last Monday between 10pm-1am, 100 poor slobs were given parking tickets in the blocks between Mass Ave, Tremont Street, Dartmouth Street and Beacon Street in the South End and Back Bay areas of Boston.  On Tuesday morning 100 once poor slobs but now lucky bastards returned to their cars.  However, in place of a orange [...]

Decent Site of the Week: Free Oral Sex

The Community cannot stop laughing after checking out LouisvilleFreeFace.com – a site in which George Kistner (pictured above), offers free oral sex to the women of Louisville. Typical passage from his site: “No matter how good I may have been told that I am at my hobby, I know that everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Celebrate and shout, SouthCoast and beyond, because today is the start of the annual Portuguese Feast in New Bedford! More than 100,000 people attend the four-day celebration of Madeiran culture and heritage, which translates into thousands getting smashed on Madeira wine, grilling carne de espeto (pronounced kanda shpit) on a huge firepit and dancing to [...]

Community Member Caption Contest

“Fugaze lost in Beijing.” “Helmet Head enjoying his best birthday ever.”

Isotopes Week in Review: Sealing First Place

FAIRHAVEN — The Rose Alley Isotopes clinched the top seed in the playoffs Monday for the third time in the last four seasons with a double-header split with KMP. The Isotopes will now have a bye week and home-field advantage throughout the postseason. “Getting the top seed is huge,” coach Jon Darling said. “We can [...]

Reader Email: Calzones Ended My Relationship

Dear Decent Community, I made some calzones last night, which I thought turned out pretty good. But my girlfriend went berserk when she saw them. She said they weren’t cooked enough and refused to even take a bite. The attached (above) picture of calzones were left-overs that I put in the fridge overnight. Long story short… these [...]

Report: Erin Andrews Sex Videos Hitting The Internet

By AARON HENRY The Los Angeles Times LOS ANGELES — Videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews having sex with sports stars and company executives are going to hit the Web soon, paparazzi Web site TMZ said in a report confirmed by The Associated Press late Sunday night. The perp who filmed the video through a [...]

Seth Rogen is a Chump

The Community’s distaste for Seth Rogen has come to a boil after the ugly, unfunny, fat-ass bastard issued a petty retort when the boys on Entourage called him out during Sunday night’s episode. How is Rogen considered a legitimate actor? He’s the lowest-brow, blandest “actor” who has only benefited from appearing typically-formulated comedies that bank on infinite recycled fatboy/potty/weed humor – which is dumbed [...]

Isotopes Week in Review: 17 innings, 20 runs, 2 wins

FAIRHAVEN — Seven innings just isn’t enough anymore. The Rose Alley Isotopes needed extra frames in both games this week in a pair of thrilling, come-from-behind victories over the Outlaws. “The Isotopes showed a lot of heart this week — maybe more heart than I thought we had,” coach Jon Darling said. “We got key [...]

Thursday Ramblings

New Bedford has its share of criminals and dumb teenagers, but the kids of today are taking it to a whole new level. On an almost-daily basis, calls are coming in over the police scanner about teenagers hanging out near off ramps and jumping in front of cars coming off the highway. Dumbest thing ever? [...]

Random Acts of Kindness

How does it feel when someone, seemingly out of left field, goes out of their way to perform a kind deed? If you’re a halfway-decent chum, it probably ignites your inner glow, gets your blood flowing six ways to Sunday, puts a delightful grin on your mug, and stirs up a totally tender frame of mind. [...]

DC Podcast Vol. VI

Hello Decent Community! Wow! I’ve been missing The Community over the last few weeks, and like herpes, I refuse to let you be. And since it’s summer and one of the best/dirty times for listening to solid jams, I recorded this latest podcast via satelite from a remote locale for your listening pleasure. Click here [...]

Why We Like Luke Scott

ONE REASON:  HIS LOOK.  There’s said to be one group of people that can get e away with wearing a goatee and that’s baseball players.  It’s pretty true.  The goatee in general isn’t a good look.  But have baseball players ever head decent style?  Indeed!  The 80′s were a lovely time for baseball style.  From [...]

Helmet Head’s amazing athleticism

How did you spend the warm summer weekend? Us at Decent Community headed over to Helmet Head’s pad, where we enjoyed the four B’s: Bros, babes, beers and burgers. We were hanging around the pool when Helmet Head busted out this amazing feat of athleticism, seen in the video above. Helmet Head, whose nickname is [...]

Topes Week in Review: Disaster strikes

FAIRHAVEN — The Rose Alley Isotopes just crushed the Wrecking Crew by 11 in the first half of Tuesday night’s double-header. The team slugged beers and had a jolly time in between games after watching Yim slam three homers and drive in seven in the 19-8 trouncing. KMP rolled in and the Topes jumped out to an [...]

Thursday Ramblings

I hope the rumor about the Stoneforge Tavern coming to Dartmouth becomes reality. … Good news for comic book movie fans: The Green Lantern is set to hit theaters in 2011, staring Ryan Reynolds in the lead spot. Martin Campbell, who directed James Bond movies Goldeneye and Casino Royale, has signed on to direct the [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Free Old-School Funk

Have a craving for some old-school funk? Wanna jam out like the 70s, back in the heydays of true funk? Check out www.fleamarketfunk.comand be prepared to take a nice, long swim in an ocean of funkadelic funk. The site allows people to listen and download classic jazz and funk for free. Enjoy the smooth rhythms [...]

Little Nuggets of Decency

The Adventures of Sebastian: Marijuana and Art Final

The place was packed full. Dudes drinking beers, playing beer pong and dancing with lots of pretty ladies. People standing, moving, talking, yelling over loud music, chugging brews — the classic college party. Sebastian, slightly buzzed and seeking a place to toke some reefer, grabbed his buddy Mike, a burly fella, and his girlfriend Carrie, [...]

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