New England Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi is announcing his retirement today after 13 seasons in Foxboro. The veteran and former team captain has been a rock in the middle of the Pats’ D since becoming a starter in 1999. His best season was 2003 when he recorded 133 total tackles, three sacks and two interception [...]
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More than 40,000 people flocked to the village of Bunol in Spain this week for the annual “Tomatina,” a tomato food fight fiesta. People came from as far away Japan and Australia for the 64th annual event, which featured more than 100 tons of tomatoes. So here’s your blueprint for a decent weekend: 1) Round [...]
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I’m quietly becoming addicted to the escape games on Bored.com. For anyone who hasn’t checked them out, It’s a flash game where you use your mouse to explore a room and try to find a way out. Great way to kill some time after you’ve read Decent Community at work. While you’re at Bored.com, try [...]
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Being homeless isn’t easy. No cash, no shelter, no food, no showers, no TV and no Decent Community. They sit outside on sidewalks, begging for loose change for some food (vodka) or a cup of coffee (crack cocaine). With the homeless population at an all-time high (I’m sure the recession has something to do with [...]
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Lacrosse players live in their own little world. While the above video is a parody, it’s decent because it strikes all the right chords. Believe it or not, both Tubesteak’s boarding school and college were lacrosse hotbeds, and I know all too well what these bastards are about. Lax players primarily come from wealthy suburbs of the Baltimore/DC area, [...]
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Brett Favre in Minnesota? Brett Favre getting a helicopter ride to the team facility? Have the Vikings been watching the same film as the rest of the NFL? He single-handedly pushed the Jets out of the playoffs last year and cost Eric Mangini his job. He led the NFL in interceptions last year (22) and has only [...]
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The craving of the breakfast sausage is a stubborn, unavoidable aspect of the human condition. Like busting a load, pinching a loaf, or destroying a set of reps in the weight room — the act grizzling out on a “meaty” is an altogether tantalizing ”must” for bastards who wish to command any niblet of respect and self worth. Each [...]
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If you’re like most Community members, you’re probably pretty decent at humping the air. You practice during moments when you’re not actually boning in real life in order to perfect your craft. Well get this — now the practice moves you perform with an imaginary partner can be put to good use at the Air Sex [...]
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WESTPORT — The Rose Alley Isotopes put up a great effort Monday buy failed in their bid to keep their playoff hopes alive. The Isotopes lost 6-3, and combined with last week’s 11-2 loss, were eliminated from the Sandlot Softball League playoffs by the Misfits. “We just couldn’t muster enough hits when we needed them,” [...]
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Decent Community is known for hacking into porn accounts, so it was with great excitement that we located the most used passwords on the internet from WhatsMyPass.com. Here’s a list of the top 20 most used passwords. If you use one of these passwords, it may be wise to change it. To see the top 500, [...]
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Decent Community is hitting the road tomorrow for the Phish concert in Hartford, Conn. Two set-list predictions I hope come true: Ya Mar and Lizards. … I am very psyched for The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, starring Jeremy Piven as basically Ari trying to sell used cars. I Found a great trailer approved for [...]
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Decent Community wanted to share this chill ass video made by a dude who went on vacation to Europe and told his girl he was going. For some reason the girl didn’t realize it, proceeded to go absolutely berserk when she couldn’t get in touch with him, and hilarity/embarassment ensues. Featuring actual emails, lust, hate, betrayal, [...]
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If you’re famished and looking to grizzle in epic proportions, the Old Country Buffet is your destination. I rendezvoused with my parents and sister for some dinner yesterday and amid the scolding heat, my mother decided to forgo cooking duties for the evening. Reluctantly, the family gave in to my desire to hit up the [...]
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Today marks the somber seven-year anniversary of the passing of Mikey Houser, former guitarist for Widespread Panic. Houser lost his battle with pancreatic cancer at age 40. Houser played a vital role in naming the band. He suffered from frequent panic attacks, which prompted fellow band member John Bell to nickname him “Panic” and then [...]
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BOSTON GLOBE — Ever heard of Gil Carter? Probably not, unless you were following the Class D Sophomore League in 1959. That’s when Carter, a burly Cubs prospect who never reached the major leagues, pulverized a pitch so hard it is considered the longest home run in professional baseball history — measuring at an astounding [...]
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KENNEBUNKPORT, MAINE — Former President George W. Bush called an impromptu press conference today at the Bush family compound in Maine to reveal he’s flirting with the idea of running for an unprecedented third term as President of the United States. Appearing undeterred by the presidential term limits outlined in the Twenty-Second Amendment of the Constitution, the forty-third president cited “unfinished business [...]
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I went to Rotoworld to check out some Fantasy Baseball stuff and saw the following note: Derek Lowe held the Dodgers to two runs over 6 1/3 innings in a 4-2 Braves victory on Thursday night. Only problem is that the Dodgers won 5-4 on a walk-off homer by Andre Ethier. Perturbed and a bit [...]
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The rumor rambled a few weeks ago about the Stoneforge Tavern coming to Dartmouth is officially true. The restaurant is going on Route 6 near BJ’s Wholesale Club in a building that has housed the Ground Round and IXTAPA. It will be all casual dress, unlike other Stoneforges that have casual and fancy sections. … [...]
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CENTRAL MEXICO — Recent reports out of Central Mexico indicate that the Aztec civilization is making a cumback (my girl edited this) in attempt to regain its dominance held in the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries. Mexican authorities recently apprehended three unnamed Aztec warriors after a public human sacrifice in a Western Mexico suburb. “Once we got the [...]
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