Imagine how much your team would suck if you played against Peyton Manning every week? Enter Exhibit A: The Detroit Lions. While better than winless teams like St. Louis, Tennessee and Tampa, the Lions are playing like a winless team. They are allowing opposing quarterbacks to post an average rating of 118.7, the highest in [...]
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Nothing says “I’m a chill-ass stoner” like the lighter game. Smoke a doob or two, maybe throw on some jams and creatively balance a lighter on the back of your hand. It’s total freestyle. Improvise, go with the flow — be smooth. Explore your range. How do you play? First you have to mellow out. [...]
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Phish’s Festival 8 is upon us, going down this weekend in Indio, CA. Sure to be a great time. To honor this occasion, Dece Community wanted to share a very heady program that just went down over the past week on Sirius/XM radio called Phish Festivalography. The program chronicles all seven festivals — Clifford Ball, Great Went, Lemonwheel, Camp [...]
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The treasure security business got a big wake-up call 45 years ago today. On Oct. 29, 1964, several major gems valued at millions of dollars were stolen from the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. Dubbed the “jewelry heist of the century,” the thieves were hardly the kind you see planning these major heists [...]
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Cottage cheese is one of the most healthy snacks around. Why don’t women produce more of it? And why do some people find it so repulsive? There are probably starving kids in Africa who would give one of their eyeballs to wolf down some helpings of cottage cheese. Mention cottage cheese around ladies and they’ll start fuming. When did [...]
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Decent Community is going back to the archives today to check out Championship Ranch — “a website dedicated to champions and glory.” A very fine premise indeed! And with a legendary slate of contributors that included big names like Muffler, Frank, Sportsman, JonerBoner, Milldog, and the estimable Misterbeef – this was a can’t lose website. Then [...]
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Five years ago today was the second and last time I shed tears watching sports. Why you ask? Because on Oct. 27, 2004, The Boston Red Sox won the World Series. I remember Keith Foulke getting Edgar Renteria to ground out. I remember Doug Mientkiewicz catching the ball and leaping into the air. I remember [...]
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Talking about classic cartoons is always a delightful trip down memory lane. Remember those days after school and on weekends watching Woody Woodpecker, Bugs Bunny, The Jetsons or The Flintstones? About.com recently put together a list of the Top 50 Cartoon Characters. It’s a good read with pictures and short explanations of the ranking. The top [...]
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In a similar vein as Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week, but a bit more hardcore/serious, Badass of the Week offers a “relentless onslaught of badassitude [that] is guaranteed to get you so pumped up that you will want to quit your crappy job, smash your office desk into splinters with your forehead and start a [...]
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Last week, I wondered aloud about how terrible Oakland was. Richard Seymour and the Raiders then go out and beat Philadelphia. Guess Oaktown wasn’t as bad as I thought, but I do know this: The Raiders are better than the St. Louis Rams. How bad are the Rams? The Patriots scored more points in one [...]
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With Halloween coming up, the rush is on to find a decent costume to wear. The rush is also on for watchdog groups to get irate at politically incorrect costumes, like the “illegal alien” costume, which is an orange prison jumpsuit with an alien mask and a fake green card. Those looking for a real [...]
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Greeting from The Land of The Rising Sun. That’s right, Fugaze is live here in Shanghai, China as a special judge at the International Lingerie Trade Show. I’ve been eating a lot of fried wontons and seeing a lot of fancy Chinese underwear, and let me tell you, Chinese women have some interesting ways of giving [...]
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Above is the only map I refer to when I’m deciding whether to respect a state or not. It breaks down which states sell bronsons/booze on Sundays. I just moved to Georgia – little did I know! They don’t sell jars of hooch for 50% of the weekend. Fuck me. I’m guessing non-selling states only do [...]
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Decent Community stumbled across a chill little site called Dirty Upper Lip, whose tagline is “Celebrating ‘staches that are before their time.” The site features embarassing photos of youngbloods who grow sorry excuses for mustaches (aka guido staches) in an attempt to be stylish. Dirty Upper Lip is a fairly new site, so their catalogue of stringy ‘staches is [...]
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Team records set by the Patriots Sunday in the 59-0 embarrassment of the Tennessee Titans: Most points in a game Most points in a half (45) Most points in a quarter (35 int he second) Most total net yards in a game (619) Most passing net yards in a game (426, tie) Most touchdowns in [...]
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Amidst a Nor’easter on September 21, 1982, off the Vermont Avenue jetty in Atlantic City, NJ, Al McReynolds landed a 78 lb 8 oz. striped bass — the largest striper ever caught. For this feat alone, Mr. McReynolds has earned Decent Community’s highest honor — Decent Bastard of the Week. The fish (53″ long, 34 – 1/2″ girth) [...]
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Poor Richard Seymour. The defensive end was a pivotal cog in the Pats’ dominance of the last decade. It took two guys to block him, turning old, slow guys like Tedy Bruschi into Pro Bowlers. But even if Big Rich could take on three guys he couldn’t save the Raiders. Oakland is averaging 83 yards [...]
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dear decent community, you ever use one of those ‘low flush’ toilets where there isn’t much water in the toilet? well we’ve got one here at work in the crapper i use and i dropped a BOMB this morning, not solid, but not rhea, i wiped a bunch of times to get the remnants from [...]
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October 15th carries much historical significance in terms of sporting events. On this day in 1981, Krazy George Henderson invented the very decent wave. That’s right, next time your at a ballgame and people start doing the wave, think of Krazy George (Yes, it’s his real name). It all started in Oakland as the A’s hosted the [...]
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Two gigantic dogs are hoping to bark, claw and run their way into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first is George, above, a Great Dane belonging to Tuscon, Ariz., resident Dan Nasser. George stands 42 inches tall and tips the scales at 245 pounds. George may seem like an intimidating pup, but Nasser says [...]
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