Tubesteak’s foot-long, well, tubesteak, has been knocked off its perch as the world’s biggest by a 40-year-old from Brooklyn, N.Y., whose unit is almost as big as Tubesteak’s — when it acts like a scared baby turtle. Jonah Falcon recently reclaimed his title as “World’s Biggest Penis” by having a medical doctor measure him in [...]
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Just in case you haven’t read this wonderful site (technically not a website, rather a Twitter feed), Decent Community would like to present to you Shit My Dad Says. It’s written by a dude named Justin, who in the description of his feed writes, “I’m 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. [...]
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F’ing John Lackey. Jon Lester makes one mistake, Takashi Saito, as usual, sucks and we’re down 1-0. If we didn’t have Josh Beckett, I’d be a little worried right about now. Hey, this is football picks, not baseball picks, which brings me to another Josh I’m very high on: McDaniels. I can’t believe I doubted [...]
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Like the burger above? It may be the most delicious thing you’ve ever eaten. It’s a bacon cheeseburger with a buttered Krispy Kreme donut as the bun. The 1,500-calorie “Craz-E Burger” has become a national phenomenon, and it all started at the Big E Fair in Western Mass, where about 1,000 were sold every day. [...]
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Tossing a salad is a very delicate matter. You can’t be too rough with the tossing or the “salad” will bruise. Tossing salad is a delightful experience for both the “diner” and the “chef.” Here are directions on how to properly toss salad(s): 1.) Before washing and storing greens, remove and discard discolored or [...]
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Since joining The Community, Decent Contributor Fugaze has been pressing relentlessly to branch out our operation — kind of diversify our outlets of decency. Among his dearest ventures was the Decent Community Yodeling School — a pet project very close to Mr. Fugaze’s heart. Well today his dream comes to fruition. The Community is opening up a yodeling school [...]
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Getting beaten and mugged sucks. Accidentally getting shot sucks, too. But having both happen in one week, well that just blows. Meet Ralph Needs, a Columbus, Ohio, resident who suffered those horrible fates in the end of September. On Sept. 20, Needs was sitting in his home watching some TV when three intruders broke in, [...]
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Waazzaaa! Tubesteak is coming at you with fresh jams from his new Hotlanta studio. After checking some of the previous podcast jams, Tube sensed some complacency — which was hopefully avoided in volume eight of our podcast. Included is some serious rock as well as some mellow pieces — all of which lean to the more avant-garde side. Click here to listen to and [...]
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All Helmet Head hopes now is that everyone learns a lesson from his mistake. After dumping his beautiful girlfriend for a horse-man-thing last week, he has spent the past week making amends for his stupidity and trying to win his lady back. First, he ordered her an expensive pocketbook from an Italian Fashion Show, but [...]
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“The Goddess of Shwag” “Prototypical Aer Lingus stewardess.” “Nice chimichangas!”
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Happy 39th birthday to Walt Disney World in Florida, quite a decent place. Did you know that the Magic Kingdom alone employs 66,000 people with a payroll of more than $1.2 billion, and the entire Disney complex of 25,000 acres is almost the size of San Francisco?. I don’t care how, but every kid should [...]
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