Decent Football Picks, Week 12

It’s Thanksgiving weekend and us football fans have a lot to be thankful for. Here’s a few of them: 1. The Pats have had no major injuries: Brady is still healthy, as is Moss and Welker. Jerod Mayo made it back sooner than expected after leaving the opening-night game against Buffalo. Fred Taylor and Sammy Morris [...]

Black Friday Sales At The Decent Community Store

Friday is the day for deals, sales and bargains across the country. You name it, it’s on sale for at least 20 percent off. It is dubbed “Black Friday” because retailers usually sell so much stuff they make a profit, or get in the black, on that day for the entire year. Not bad. Well [...]

Decent Football Picks, Week 11

I’m just going to make one final point about last weekend’s debacle in Indy before we move on to bigger and better things with the Pats in 2009: If Charlie Weis was on the Pats sideline, they might have won. Here me out. First, full disclosure: I am a big Notre Dame fan and think Weis is [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Meet Tubesteak’s dreamgirl, Michelle Thompson, above. What makes her Tube’s top babe? She has a rare medical condition called Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Her condition forces her to constantly crave some loving. She has 300 orgasms a day! Her recent plight is noteworthy, though. She has dated men on and off but has never found one [...]

My Fall Community Project

Oh, hello…  Helmet here. Many people have been asking where I’ve been.  Good question – let me explain. In between eating Hot Pocket sandwiches and looking for cool sunglasses, I have spent every waking moment on a very important Fall Community Project.  What you ask?  It’s simple yet complex, both mainstream and far out…  It’s [...]

World Stats in Real Time

Gosh! The Community couldn’t resist sharing this site we just came across that updates significant world statistics. Like the world’s population at the time of this is 6,806,613,380 but it goes up more than a person per second. It’s not only population that this thing details —  there’s government, economics, society, media, environment, food, water, [...]

Dear Decent Community: Help Me Find Cheryl

Decent Community is more than an interesting, humorous Web site for a break from the daily grind. We also strive to help our fellow brother and sisters in any way we can. That’s why we took a few minutes this morning to publish a letter from a reader in need of a little assistance: Dear [...]

Decent Site of the Week: Douchebag Alert.com

This week’s decent site of the week is called DouchebagAlert.com. If you’re familiar with the site “Hot or Not,” it’s pretty much the same deal. You get a picture of a douchebag and rate how big of a douchebag the bastard is. Seems like most of the people featured on the site are douchebags — [...]

F**K You, Buffalo, Twice Over

What’s the best way to celebrate your football team winning on Sunday? Flip off those losers, of course! That’s exactly what Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams did yesterday in his team’s victory over visiting Buffalo. Jim Wyatt, a columnist at the Nashville Tennessean, caught Adams in the act for a SECOND TIME. The video above [...]

Decent Football Picks, Week 10

I just can’t get enough of Bill Belichick. And thanks to NFL.com, I was able to get my guru fix in for the week thanks to the five-minute video they posted of him mic’d up against the Dolphins last week. It’s not often that the guru is heard during a game. All I usually hear is those [...]

Thursday Ramblings

What’s the best way to dispose of a rotting whale carcass? Well according to the Oregon Highway Division, it’s with a half-ton of dynamite. Our tale begins 39 years ago when a dead sperm whale surfaced on an Oregon beach. Officials from various state agencies put their heads together, with a little help from the [...]

Decent Site of the Week: 80′s Tennis.com

Nostalgia alert! Nostalgia alert! Dece Community wanted to give a shout to one of our favorite junctions in sports memory — that would be tennis in the 1980′s. Thankfully, we’ve unearthed a pretty far out site dedicated to this era called 80′s Tennis.com. If you have any appreciation for this period of tennis, we advise checking out the site. 80′s Tennis.com has quite [...]

Funny Metaphors

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s 25 winners: 1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 2. He was as tall as [...]

Decent Community Family Photo

Since the holidays are coming up, Tubesteak, Helmet Head and I figured we’d take a group photo we can put on our Christmas cards. Seeing as how things get really busy around the holidays, we figured we’d get a head start on our decency. After much deliberation, we decided against posing with red sweaters with pets [...]

DC Podcast Vol. IX

Hello DC! Just posted what’s probably have the most decent podcast thus far. Trust me — you’d be missing out if you didn’t jive on these jams. Good mix here, including DC’s fave jam from Phish’s Exile on Main Street cover at Festival 8. We also got some swamp rock, bone-in funk, and some more subtle numbers [...]

Decent Football Picks, Week 9

Patriots fans should be thankful Joe Kapp isn’t under center anymore. Who’s Joe Kapp? He’s only, statistically, the worst quarterback of all time. When the Patriots took the field for the 1970 season, they had high hopes for Kapp, who was named to a Pro Bowl after being selected in the 18th round of the 1959 [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Two big thumbs up for the Rose Alley Ale House’s Halloween Party last Friday. Two highlights: The two girls dressed as hookers making out with each other (and everyone around them), and the guy dressed like the Jagerbomb Dude walking around saying “I shower in that shit” while double-fisting Heinekens. Got a few minutes? Vote on CollegeHumor’s [...]

Emails Hurt IQ More Than Pot

Decent Community has been alerted to a recent study that says people distracted by their Blackberrys and iPhones suffer a greater loss of IQ than a person smoking marijuana. So for all you people out there who think toking herbs isn’t decent, maybe they should consider chilling out with the emails and texts. This study makes total sense. I picture all [...]

How Badass is Dolph Lundgren?

Dolph Lundgren saved his wife’s life without lifting a finger. Our tale takes place in May and was first reported by The Daily Mail. Armed robbers busted into Lundgren’s Spanish villa. The three men tied up his wife, Anette Qviberg, and forced her to hand over cash and jewels. Who knows what would have happened next [...]

Alan Francis is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

“I let the ringers do the talking.” So says Alan Francis, one of the greatest horseshoe pitchers the world has ever known. This mustachioed marksman has won a record-setting 15 Men’s World Horseshoe titles since 1989. During one tournament, Alan Francis threw a record 64 consecutive ringers! Talk about a Burlington Shower! Talk about Alan Francis [...]

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