Posted on January 22, 2010 by muffranch
If Decent Community were assembling a ball club, the first thing we’d do is look for the most chill player available. Then we’d probably scout their mustache, and then probably their hairstyle. Finally, we’d look into their actual abilities on the field. Based on the above criteria, the obvious man to build our team around [...]
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Posted on January 6, 2010 by ptime7
ALERT: PRESS PLAY BEFORE READING THIS POST Just as the ancient Egyptians needed monarchs to guide them and provide their civilization with fruitful bounties, so does The Community. Whether it’s teachings, deliverence, or even salvation – sustenance from a higher authority is integral to our soul. That’s why this week we’re saluting The Pharaoh by naming him our Decent [...]
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Posted on October 13, 2009 by fugaze
Tubesteak’s foot-long, well, tubesteak, has been knocked off its perch as the world’s biggest by a 40-year-old from Brooklyn, N.Y., whose unit is almost as big as Tubesteak’s — when it acts like a scared baby turtle. Jonah Falcon recently reclaimed his title as “World’s Biggest Penis” by having a medical doctor measure him in [...]
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Posted on September 21, 2009 by fugaze
BOSTON (AP) — People call Nick Green “The Doubles Machine,” but the Red Sox shortstop has gone much further than second base with Heidi Watney. The blonde sideline reporter was apparently the cause of a wild brawl between Green and Jason Varitek prior to Sunday’s game in Baltimore. Varitek rushed Green, who recently started dating [...]
Filed under: boston, pop culture, romance, sports | Tagged: Brawl, Heidi Watney, Jason Varitek, NESN, Nick Green, red sox, Terry Francona | 9 Comments »
Posted on September 4, 2009 by tubesteak
Greetings Community! End of summer, times are changing — so I felt it was time for a new podcast. Tubesteak is moving out of the Decent Community hub of Boston to Hotlanta, GA. Yes, it’s true — the Tube is going back to school like Rodney Dangerfield. This set of jams is a sort of [...]
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Posted on July 31, 2009 by helmet head
Last Monday between 10pm-1am, 100 poor slobs were given parking tickets in the blocks between Mass Ave, Tremont Street, Dartmouth Street and Beacon Street in the South End and Back Bay areas of Boston. On Tuesday morning 100 once poor slobs but now lucky bastards returned to their cars. However, in place of a orange [...]
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Posted on June 30, 2009 by tubesteak
Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]
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Posted on June 18, 2009 by tubesteak
A very wise man once said, “What you do with your attitude is up to you.” He also said, “Attitude has a one word definition: Life.” No doubt about it — a positive attitude is contagious and is just about the most decent thing one can inject into The Community. With that prelude, Decent Community [...]
Filed under: boston, comedy, dc short jams, events, local, online videos, pop culture, sports, style, tunes | Tagged: attitude, boston, charles river, dance, exercise, jumping, life, Music, positive attitude, sailing, soundtrack, techno, youtube | 1 Comment »
Posted on June 15, 2009 by tubesteak
We’d like to take moment to get Community members acquainted with the New England Euphoria of the Lingerie Football League, which starts its season September 18th. These broads play full contact, 7-on-7 football in lingerie and skimpy pads. Other teams have formed in Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Tampa, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, San Diego and Seattle. The Euphoria will make [...]
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Posted on June 11, 2009 by helmet head
Drive-in movie theaters are fun, yeah? Yeah they are. From the heady concession stands to the old school intros and music during the intermission; drive-ins are more than simply nostalgic, they are straight up decent! Aside from a drive-your-car-to-a-field-in-vehicle-orgy where else can you find a field of young professionals getting intimate in the back of their [...]
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Posted on June 9, 2009 by tubesteak
M&O Market: Roast Pork, Swiss, Lettuce, Avacado, Tomato, Russian Dressing, on a fresh roll Two things The Community is fond of are sandwiches and porn. Slap these together and you have Scanwiches.com, an amazing, relatively new site that offers some scanned pics of tempting sandwiches in all their decency. The website exhibits a plethora of various [...]
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Posted on June 5, 2009 by helmet head
Getting no respect from your friends because you spend all your time watching YouTube videos of girls dancing? Sick of never leaving your house… Tired of doing nothing except sitting around wishing you had something to do!? Upset because your friends give you no respect!?!?! If you’re tormented by the above questions we have 10 simple [...]
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Posted on May 27, 2009 by helmet head
With a little over one week to go until the Phish takes to the Comcast Center, the Decent Community Phish Ticket Giveway Contest is wide open! Leaderboard (to be considered you have to follow the rules): J. Alexander — 16 (people to email a picture decentcommunity@gmail.com on his behalf) S. Siclari — 5 Nonconformist [...]
Filed under: boston, events, local, tunes | Tagged: community, Contest, fenway, friend, humor, jambands, life, phish, phish at fenway, Phish tickets, reuinion | 1 Comment »
Posted on May 6, 2009 by helmet head
Surprisingly there are quite a few current Sox players I could see having Baby Beluga as their theme song as they walk from the on deck circle to the batters box at Fenway. I could see Dave — because he’s big like a whale. JD Drew — because he’s soft like a whale. Maybe even [...]
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Posted on May 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Hear ye! Hear ye! Decent Community is sponsoring our first annual joint rolling contest! Everyone is always claiming to be able to the roll the finest doob, but The Community figured the best way to settle this was through good old competition! So let’s see what you got! We’ll get high, have a decent time, smoke [...]
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Posted on April 27, 2009 by fugaze
So you struck out trying to get Phish tickets. You weren’t lucky enough for the advance lottery and LiveNation.com was useless. Well, fear not Phish fans, becasue Decent Community is giving away one ticket to the upcoming Phish concert on June 6 at the Comcast Center in Mansfield! Don’t feel like spending an arm and [...]
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Posted on April 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Due to unprecedented recent growth, Decent Community is seeking out a summer intern looking to get their feet wet in the promotion of decency throughout the greater community. This is a fabulous opportunity for college students who are really good looking, reek of headiness, are a little bit weird, and love to party. The intern will [...]
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Posted on April 10, 2009 by tubesteak
Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]
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Posted on March 31, 2009 by helmet head
Tired of sitting on your ass all day waiting for your girlfriend, or god forbid, your mother to come home and cook you food? Looking for something on the verge of hip and trendy but don’t want the social responsibilities that come with sporting trendy jeans or having a flashy phone? Are you strapped financially, watching [...]
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Posted on March 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface. With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of our DC Short [...]
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