Decent Site of the Week: Texts From Last Night

Decent chance you’ve heard of this site before, but we figured, “Hey, what the fuck, ya know?” Texts From Last Night is a collection of anonymous user submitted texts (with the area code included) that reveal funny situations and musings. Texts From Last Night is basically exploiting “the tendency to press ‘send’ more easily as [...]

States You Don’t Want To Live In

Above is the only map I refer to when I’m deciding whether to respect a state or not. It breaks down which states sell bronsons/booze on Sundays. I just moved to Georgia – little did I know! They don’t sell jars of hooch for 50% of the weekend. Fuck me. I’m guessing non-selling states only do [...]

Random Acts of Kindness

How does it feel when someone, seemingly out of left field, goes out of their way to perform a kind deed? If you’re a halfway-decent chum, it probably ignites your inner glow, gets your blood flowing six ways to Sunday, puts a delightful grin on your mug, and stirs up a totally tender frame of mind. [...]

Summer Vacation Notice

Hello Community! I’d like to give notice to our readers that I, Tubesteak, will be taking a decent summer sabbatical over the next few weeks or so. This is not to say I won’t be writing about decency within The Community, but postings will definitely be less frequent. Indeed, summer is finally here. Among the [...]

Sam Malone is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]

The Walk of Shame

The Community is known for making our wannabe sweethearts perform the walk of shame every morning. It’s partly because we party so much, partly because we get so much play, and partly because we’re just fans of making chicks do the walk of shame. Think about it — is it not decent to see a foxy [...]

There’s Nothing More Decent Than a Good Ole’ Fashion Drive-In

Drive-in movie theaters are fun, yeah?  Yeah they are. From the heady concession stands to the old school intros and music during the intermission; drive-ins are more than simply nostalgic, they are straight up decent! Aside from a drive-your-car-to-a-field-in-vehicle-orgy where else can you find a field of young professionals getting intimate in the back of their [...]

The Most Interesting Man in the World

As you might have guessed from previous postings, The Community is a huge fan of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. He really has his shit together and maintains a lifestyle all Community members should aspire to. Today we’d thought we’d explore his phenomena in a little more depth. The idea for The Most Interesting Man in [...]

Decent Community Joint Rolling Contest

Hear ye! Hear ye! Decent Community is sponsoring our first annual joint rolling contest! Everyone is always claiming to be able to the roll the finest doob, but The Community figured the best way to settle this was through good old competition! So let’s see what you got! We’ll get high, have a decent time, smoke [...]

The Sausage Fest

One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]

Decent Community Reviews “Don’t Go There!”

“Don’t go there!” “Don’t go there!” or “Don’t you EVEN go there!” a riposte indicating one should  not address a topic, usually controversial in nature.  “Dont’ go there!” is most often used when in a heated argument with friend, foe or, most often, spouse, to indicate to your counterpart that the aforementioned subject is off limits and [...]

DC Short Jam: The Deceptive Rogue

Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface. With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of our DC Short [...]

I am a Fart

I am a fart and I’d like to give you a whiff of the truth. All your hating must cease at once. I’m just a regular old bodily function — same as blinking, hiccuping or sneezing. So I smell like rotten eggs. That’s just who I am. I’m a fact of life, and it’s time I was treated [...]

Thursday Ramblings

A new hotspot has opened up in booming Downtown New Bedford. The Rose Alley Ale House, located next to CORK on Route 18, has many unique, different kinds of beers and some of the best Buffalo wings this side of the Mississippi. Anyone heading to the Whaling City should check it out … Speaking of [...]

DC Short Jam: How To Keep It Loose

Perhaps nothing is more valuable than one’s ability to keep things loose. As they say – an uptight bastard is an indecent bastard. Failure to keep things loose will prevent meaningful connections, lose you some laughs, and prove unhealthy in general. This is the main reason behind our unveiling of the fourth installment of the DC Short Jam Series. [...]

Why McGreevy’s Sucks…

Here is a short but to the point list of reasons McGreevy’s sucks: Lousy bouncers.  As I was puffing down a stoag I overheard the bouncers mock a group of people as the were walking by because they were talking about going to Lir.  That’s just poor form.  Lir isn’t that cool and McGreevy’s isn’t [...]

Friday Ramblings

Saddening news out of Providence and SouthCoast, Massachusetts, as longtime decent weatherman John Ghiorse announced his retirement recently. He is best known for his “Ghiorse Factor” where he rates the day’s weather on a scale of 0-10, taking into account the season. Feb. 27 will be his last broadcast on WJAR-10. All of us at [...]

Drunk Dialing

You’ve been there before – home after a night of getting bronsoned out, horny as a three balled tomcat, but nobody to turn to for a piece of ass. Unwilling to compromise, you refuse to masturbate – and your unsound judgement leads to the nearest portal of human contact — the telephone. You search through the names of past romances [...]

$1,000 Vibrator

So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?   World’s Most Expensive Beer The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is said [...]

Most Decent Pool Trick Shots

Nothing screams “SEX” like a perfectly executed trick shot and thus we compiled three of the most decent billiards shots and the artists who have mastered them. THE SPITBALL — CHARLES DARLING CUE AND THE CUP — MIKE MASSEY JUST SHOWING OFF — STEVE MIZERAK Decent Community recommends you give your roni stick a break, [...]

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