Shaking a Yucca

If you’re looking for a serious, cheap buzz that’s easy on the taste buds, we’d like to recommend shaking a yucca. What results is the party juice to end all party juices. Here’s how it’s done:  Ingredients: 4 lemons (cut into chunks) 4 limes (cut into chunks) 3 cups of sugar ½ bag of crushed [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]

Grammys: Jay-Z punches rival, Miley gets out of control

LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed hip hop artist Jay-Z punched rival rapper Lil Wayne after Sunday night’s Grammy Awards show, just one of many interesting sights caught backstage during and after the annual music awards. A Decent Community correspondent said she saw a very intoxicated Lil Wayne verbally harassing Beyonce, Jay-Z’s hunny, and H.O.V.A. responded with shouting [...]

Our Favorite Asian Bartender Names

Tony.  In English the meaning of Tony is:  Feline lover.  Like the most famous American cat, Garfield, Tony is witty, smart and enjoys telling a good tale while perched up behind the bar on the cooler. Johnson.  In English the meaning of Johnson is:  John’s son.  The son of the inventor of the toilet, John’s [...]

THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY!

With the Patriots not even sniffing the NFL Playoffs this year, the entire postseason has been a little slower around New England. However, in case you’ve forgotten, THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY! That’s right, whether the Pats are in it or not, Sunday is still the biggest combination of beer, grizzle and football you’re gonna [...]

A Decent Local Crew

We at The Community think we run with a pretty decent crew:  Noozle Man, Suave, Rub, Tubesteak, Helmet, Lice Man, Fugaze, Yit Bag, Sylvio Ve, Ace, Sr., Gnarly Dude, Muff Ranch, Bunty, etc…  However, we have come across a local rival crew that ranks high in decency and is threatening the position that Decent Community holds in the [...]

The Decency of Power Hours

Today is Friday, which means that when the workday is over every decent bastard out there will dart home faster than a hobo on a ham sandwich, pick up some bronsons, throw on a 60-song mix of 60-second jams, and slug back 90 ounces of brewski juice in an hour (one shot a minute). We’re talking about power hours here — a testament to beer, getting fucked [...]

Decency and Humptiness Forever

If this shit doesn’t make you emotional you better check your pulse! Today we analyze a few key elements in one of America’s most decent and influential pieces of music, The Humpty Dance.  While each and every word of this lyrical masterpiece has meaning in its own right we have hand picked what we believe to [...]

DC Short Film – The Newspaper Thief

The Decent Comunity has recently embarked on a quest to increase our volume of original content in hopes of giving readers more than just inane, recycled babble. While we like to think that some of our perspectives do provide a fresh vantage point, the idea of producing the origins of a genuinely worthy thought is exceptionally appealing — even if [...]

$2 Bills

A recent Decent Community observational study has concluded that 99% of the world’s $2 bills are either currently owned by strip clubs or have passed through a strip club at some point in its existence.  It’s really our own fault.  What do we expect when we put a picture of the signing of the Declaration [...]

Tourney of Magnificent Restaurants

Today we have the long awaited Tournament of Magnificent Restaurants. This is the cream of the crop, most expensive, romantic places you can go. Wanna see a movie star? Try visiting one of the restaurants above. Looking for ambiance and unparalleled atmosphere? These are the restaurants you want to dine at. While most of these joints [...]

Cornmeal Confusion

I can’t figure out if Ron left his cornmeal at my party this weekend. I don’t even know if Ron made it home from my party this weekend! His girlfriend asked if I’d seen the cornmeal, but frankly, I’m not sure how to answer that question. I don’t even know what cornmeal looks like. There [...]

Scars Will Bed You Women

This weekend I was at a hotel bar, trying to get it on with horny older women. The band was playing some extremely danceable music and everyone there was having a decent time. Luckily for me, I managed to grind out some sweaty moves with some equally sweaty older women, and during a funked out [...]

One-Legged Man in an Ass-Kicking Contest

Sometimes I feel like a one-legged son of a bitch in an ass-kicking contest!  I mean, seriously!  I’m just trying to keep it real and decent for Christ sakes.  Cut me some slack!  Urghghghghghgh! Below are some situations when I have thought to myself, “Shit man!  I feel like a one-legged pecka head in an ass-kicking contest!” [...]

Decent Community Member Taking a Sobriety Test

COMMUNITY MEMBER CORRESPONDENCE: Dear Decent Community, I wanted to share this video of my best friend (also a Community member) taking a sobriety test after getting pulled over. It’s been going around the internet, but I’m not sure if you guys have seen it. We were talking about the video yesterday and we realized that every move my [...]

Lifetime Bronson Intake

The Community often ponders how much lettuce we’ve devoted to bronsons and their cousins — booze drinks. Quite honestly: where there’s a good stash of bronnies, there’s good times to be had, and The Community can often be found right in the middle of such scenes. Yet still, we’ve never had a mechanism to measure how much good-times-juice we’ve [...]

Boston Flip Cup Championship

*** The tournament is now OVER. If you’d like to get on our mailing list, send an email to DecentCommunity@gmail.com and we’ll be sure to let you know about future events (trivia night), tournaments (pool, pop-a-shot) and competitions (flip cup redux, dance offs). CONGRATULATIONS to the winning squad, The Clam Diggers who took home the cash, shirts, trophy [...]

Trendy Nightclubs

Life, as we know it, wouldn’t exist without trendy nighclubs. Nobody would have anything to do at night or on the weekends, we’d have no idea who was cool and who wasn’t, and we’d have nowhere to throw away money that may be better spent elsewhere. Trendy nightclubs, basically, run everyone’s lives. My entire past [...]

Weekend Checklist

The Community would like to share a decent checklist of things to do for the weekend of September 19-21, although most of these things can be done pretty much any weekend or even during the week. Complete the entire checklist and win a bag full of dicks. Build a house of cards. Mouth-fuck as many [...]

Mexican Standoff

A Decent Community Mexican Standoff, otherwise known simply as, “a Standoff”, is when a bunch of buddies congregate in a circle, or face off (stand off) one-on-one in a conquest to guzzle a full beer quicker than your opponent.  Specifically, beer is poured and shirts are promptly removed.  When the head of the beer settles, [...]

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