Posted on February 16, 2010 by helmet head
The Lonely Island comedy group temporarily covered the landmark Hollywood sign with the message “Dick in a Box”. The group hopes to purchase the land to protect it from luxury housing. On a related note, Vice President Joe “Lightsaber Roni” Biden, left, sparred with his predecessor, Dick “That’s My Name Don’t Wear It Out” Cheney, [...]
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Posted on February 16, 2010 by ptrain
Posted on February 12, 2010 by tubesteak
This week’s decent site of the week offers some embarrassing stories from the boning scene. I’m So Bad At Sex features anonymous bastards who send in some wacky shit detailing hilarious sexual escapades. Of course, some tales are better than others — but after reading I’m So Bad At Sex, we all feel like we’re [...]
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Posted on February 10, 2010 by helmet head
Coroner releases the details about Michael Jackson’s death concluding that Jackson died from “acute propofol intoxication”. The autopsy also found on Jackson’s palm, clearly written in black ink: “Fix nose” “Moonwalk” (crossed out), “Buy new lips”. An Iranian court has sentenced one person to death and eight others to prison for their parts in anti-government [...]
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Posted on February 1, 2010 by ptrain
This week The Community has named Accidental Dong as our decent site of the week. Here’s the description from their website: “It’s happened a million times. You draw an innocent little sketch for a friend or family member, only to realize moments later, ‘Crap. I just drew a Godzilla-like penis in front of Grandma.’ Well my [...]
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Posted on January 25, 2010 by tubesteak
This week Decent Community thought we’d alert our readers about a new website dedicated to three of our favorite things: Tom Selleck, waterfalls, and sandwiches. So basic in its premise, Selleck Waterfall Sandwich simply presents images that combine Selleck, waterfalls, and sandwiches in all their glory. Each picture contains a new sandwich, a new look [...]
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Posted on January 15, 2010 by tubesteak
Word to your mutha. This week’s Decent Site of the Week profiles bastards who sport jeans/spandex, ironic shirts, nerd glasses, fucked up hair, and slug PBRs. Of course, we’re talking about hipsters — and these faux-trendy scenesters are on full display at LookAtThisFuckingHipster.com (abbreviated latfh.com). Total freak show going on at this site, and at times these hipsters [...]
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Posted on November 17, 2009 by tubesteak
This week’s decent site of the week is called DouchebagAlert.com. If you’re familiar with the site “Hot or Not,” it’s pretty much the same deal. You get a picture of a douchebag and rate how big of a douchebag the bastard is. Seems like most of the people featured on the site are douchebags — [...]
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Posted on November 10, 2009 by tubesteak
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s 25 winners: 1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 2. He was as tall as [...]
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Posted on October 1, 2009 by tubesteak
“The Goddess of Shwag” “Prototypical Aer Lingus stewardess.” “Nice chimichangas!”
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Posted on September 22, 2009 by tubesteak
With the return of The Office for the fall season, The Community felt it pertinent to honor one of our favorite characters, Andy “The Nard Dog” Bernard as our Decent Bastard of the Week. Played by the venerable Ed Helms, The Nard Dog is a walking hilarity. Always well-intentioned, a tad pompous, and possessing an arsenal [...]
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Posted on September 21, 2009 by tubesteak
The Community has been alerted to a legendary site dedicated exposing bastards who pop ill-timed boners! AwkwardBoners.com is quite the concept and definitely worth checking out for some laugh-worthy snap shots. From AwkwardBoners.com‘s ‘About’ page: “As all men know, boners can happen at the most inopportune times. I’m sure we all have traumatic memories of [...]
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Posted on September 10, 2009 by helmet head
Undoubtedly Urban Outfitters give me a boner and the outfits they supply are straight up horn-inducing. Unlike Tube, however, I don’t have such a singular allegiance to one (albeit very high quality) establishment. I’ve scoured the net, gone through all my fall catalogs and have walked up and down the trendiest streets in the trendiest cities [...]
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Posted on September 10, 2009 by tubesteak
The most decent place to buy your threads is Urban Outfitters. I mean, come on. Who are we kidding here? It’s not even funny. There isn’t a more hip place to “get shit done” and “make shit happen.” That’s what everyone says about Urban Outfitters — and I agree with them. If you’re seen there, [...]
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Posted on September 2, 2009 by tubesteak
The City of Boston is experiencing a massive shortage of medical gauze. Go to any pharmacy or medical supply outlet searching for this loose fabric and you’ll likely be turned away. It’s said that a certain resident has bought up all the gauze because he’s been on a 10 year intercourse bender and needs to patch up [...]
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Posted on August 12, 2009 by tubesteak
Decent Community wanted to share this chill ass video made by a dude who went on vacation to Europe and told his girl he was going. For some reason the girl didn’t realize it, proceeded to go absolutely berserk when she couldn’t get in touch with him, and hilarity/embarassment ensues. Featuring actual emails, lust, hate, betrayal, [...]
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Posted on August 5, 2009 by helmet head
CENTRAL MEXICO — Recent reports out of Central Mexico indicate that the Aztec civilization is making a cumback (my girl edited this) in attempt to regain its dominance held in the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries. Mexican authorities recently apprehended three unnamed Aztec warriors after a public human sacrifice in a Western Mexico suburb. “Once we got the [...]
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Posted on July 31, 2009 by tubesteak
A look back at some of the addict puppets we grew up with: The Swedish Chef: Dude was absolutely nuts in the kitchen, slurring his speech, throwing ingredients this way and that. He’s cooked a real moose instead of chocolate moose, shot vegetables with a shotgun, hit meatballs with a tennis racquet, and played basketball with [...]
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Posted on July 30, 2009 by tubesteak
The Community cannot stop laughing after checking out LouisvilleFreeFace.com – a site in which George Kistner (pictured above), offers free oral sex to the women of Louisville. Typical passage from his site: “No matter how good I may have been told that I am at my hobby, I know that everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2009 by tubesteak
Dear Decent Community, I made some calzones last night, which I thought turned out pretty good. But my girlfriend went berserk when she saw them. She said they weren’t cooked enough and refused to even take a bite. The attached (above) picture of calzones were left-overs that I put in the fridge overnight. Long story short… these [...]
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