Seth Rogen is a Chump

The Community’s distaste for Seth Rogen has come to a boil after the ugly, unfunny, fat-ass bastard issued a petty retort when the boys on Entourage called him out during Sunday night’s episode. How is Rogen considered a legitimate actor? He’s the lowest-brow, blandest “actor” who has only benefited from appearing typically-formulated comedies that bank on infinite recycled fatboy/potty/weed humor – which is dumbed [...]

The Adventures of Sebastian: Marijuana and Art Final

The place was packed full. Dudes drinking beers, playing beer pong and dancing with lots of pretty ladies. People standing, moving, talking, yelling over loud music, chugging brews — the classic college party. Sebastian, slightly buzzed and seeking a place to toke some reefer, grabbed his buddy Mike, a burly fella, and his girlfriend Carrie, [...]

Little Nugget of Decency (or Indecency)

Sam Malone is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]

Check Out Some Decent Videos

The Community thought it would be a decent move to start posting more videos of random goods we think our readers may get a kick out of. So we added this new little “thingy” to the right that will feature a steady a rotation of heady/interesting/funny clips. Check ‘em out if you’re bored, and please feel free to send [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Omegle.com

Alright, The Community has been alerted to a decent little website called Omegle.com. Here’s how it works: there’s thousands of people who go on the site, and you get randomly paired with someone for a one-on-one chat. It’s totally anonymous, you don’t sign up for anything. It’s just “You” and some dude named “Stranger.” We’ve [...]

Decent Tribute to Michael Jackson

Dear Michael Jackson, You were one of the top-five Most Famous People of all time. Your music, your tunes, your sound and your performances were the stuff of legends. You were awesome in that 3-D Captain EO show at Epcot. You own 13 Grammy awards. You’ve sold  more than 50 million copies of “Thriller.” You [...]

Decent Caption Contest Double Dip

Not exactly the “shitload of coke” I had in mind.   What da puff?

DC Short Jam: An Attitude of Decency

A very wise man once said, “What you do with your attitude is up to you.” He also said, “Attitude has a one word definition: Life.” No doubt about it — a positive attitude is contagious and is just about the most decent thing one can inject into The Community. With that prelude, Decent Community [...]

Bored? Buy Your Buddy a Pack of Smokes

Getting no respect from your friends because you spend all your time watching YouTube videos of girls dancing?  Sick of never leaving your house…  Tired of doing nothing except sitting around wishing you had something to do!?  Upset because your friends give you no respect!?!?! If you’re tormented by the above questions we have 10 simple [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Why the F*** Do You Have a Kid?

The Community wanted to pass along a funny new website we’ve been alerted to called Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? The site offers glimpses of lousy parents making questionable decisions or putting their children in a position they probably shouldn’t be in. You may wonder how there’s so many whackjobs in the world, [...]

The Most Interesting Man in the World

As you might have guessed from previous postings, The Community is a huge fan of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. He really has his shit together and maintains a lifestyle all Community members should aspire to. Today we’d thought we’d explore his phenomena in a little more depth. The idea for The Most Interesting Man in [...]

Fugaze’s Tongue Made Into a Sex Toy

Let’s give three cheers to Decent Community contributor Fugaze for donating his gigantic tongue, which will be replicated many times over by a leading sex toy company (prototype in the video above). Gaze, who just had surgery to replace his gigantic pussy-tickler, took one for the team on this one, and because of his generosity, many woman can [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Awkward Family Photos

Today Decent Community would like to share a far out website called Awkward Family Photos. In case you haven’t seen the site, it’s exactly what you’d imagine from the title. But what the title doesn’t totally convey is how goddamn ugly/freaky/weird/unbelievable some of these families are. This site is pretty new, but seeing how many fucked [...]

Popular Hermit Crab Charged with Cutting off Man’s Member

FARRINGTON, MD – A popular hermit crab from the waters off Farrington has been charged with cutting off the penis of a 47-year-old man out for a morning swim on Sunday. Derek the Hermit Crab claims to have lost his temper after yet another episode of the same man urinating on his dwelling. Witnesses at the beach say they [...]

Game Shows are Decent

Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in cash and prizes to [...]

$1,000 Vibrator

So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?   World’s Most Expensive Beer The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is said [...]

Grammys: Jay-Z punches rival, Miley gets out of control

LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed hip hop artist Jay-Z punched rival rapper Lil Wayne after Sunday night’s Grammy Awards show, just one of many interesting sights caught backstage during and after the annual music awards. A Decent Community correspondent said she saw a very intoxicated Lil Wayne verbally harassing Beyonce, Jay-Z’s hunny, and H.O.V.A. responded with shouting [...]

Mom selling Octuplets’ naming rights

 WHITTIER, Calif — Want to name one of Nadya Suleman’s famous octuplets? You can, for the right price. Ms. Suleman announced early Friday morning that she will auction off the rights to name her eight newborns. “Diapers ain’t cheap. Baby food ain’t cheap. Day care ain’t cheap. College ain’t cheap,” Ms. Suleman said. “These babies [...]

Chevy Chase is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

This week, The Community would like to extend a long overdue honor to our boy Cornelius Crane Chase, better known as Chevy Chase — the clever funnyman hailed for his riotous and decent shtick. Any bastard who portrays Ty Webb, Clark Griswald and Fletch is held in ridiculously high esteem in our hall of chillness — and so, [...]

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