Phish Festivalography

Posted on October 29, 2009 by tubesteak

Phish’s Festival 8 is upon us, going down this weekend in Indio, CA. Sure to be a great time. To honor this occasion, Dece Community wanted to share a very heady program that just went down over the past week on Sirius/XM radio called Phish Festivalography. The program chronicles all seven festivals — Clifford Ball, Great Went, Lemonwheel, Camp [...]

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Decent Site of the Week: Championship Ranch

Posted on October 27, 2009 by tubesteak

Decent Community is going back to the archives today to check out Championship Ranch — “a website dedicated to champions and glory.” A very fine premise indeed! And with a legendary slate of contributors that included big names like Muffler, Frank, Sportsman, JonerBoner, Milldog, and the estimable Misterbeef – this was a can’t lose website. Then [...]

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Al McReynolds Is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Posted on October 16, 2009 by tubesteak

Amidst a Nor’easter on September 21, 1982, off the Vermont Avenue jetty in Atlantic City, NJ, Al McReynolds landed a 78 lb 8 oz. striped bass — the largest striper ever caught. For this feat alone, Mr. McReynolds has earned Decent Community’s highest honor — Decent Bastard of the Week. The fish (53″ long, 34 – 1/2″ girth) [...]

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Tales From The Handicap Bathroom

Posted on October 16, 2009 by helmet head

dear decent community, you ever use one of those ‘low flush’ toilets where there isn’t much water in the toilet?  well we’ve got one here at work in the crapper i use and i dropped a BOMB this morning, not solid, but not rhea, i wiped a bunch of times to get the remnants from [...]

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How to Toss a Salad

Posted on October 7, 2009 by tubesteak

    Tossing a salad is a very delicate matter. You can’t be too rough with the tossing or the “salad” will bruise. Tossing salad is a delightful experience for both the “diner” and the “chef.” Here are directions on how to properly toss salad(s): 1.) Before washing and storing greens, remove and discard discolored or [...]

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Announcing Decent Community Yodeling School

Posted on October 6, 2009 by tubesteak

Since joining The Community, Decent Contributor Fugaze has been pressing relentlessly to branch out our operation — kind of diversify our outlets of decency. Among his dearest ventures was the Decent Community Yodeling School — a pet project very close to Mr. Fugaze’s heart. Well today his dream comes to fruition. The Community is opening up a yodeling school [...]

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DC Podcast Vol. VIII

Posted on October 2, 2009 by tubesteak

Waazzaaa! Tubesteak is coming at you with fresh jams from his new Hotlanta studio. After checking some of the previous podcast jams, Tube sensed some complacency — which was hopefully avoided in volume eight of our podcast. Included is some serious rock as well as some mellow pieces — all of which lean to the more avant-garde side. Click here to listen to and [...]

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The Emasculating Fall Foliage Tour

Posted on September 30, 2009 by tubesteak

Right around this time every year chicks start hounding their men to take them up to New Hampshire or Vermont in the name of trees, manipulated romance, and corny, clichéd photos featuring earth-toned sweaters like the ones above. “A leaf-peeping tour,” if you will, where you stay at a bed and breakfast, look at trees, buy some homemade [...]

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In Praise of the Eephus Pitch

Posted on September 29, 2009 by tubesteak

Aside from having the best name of any pitch in the hurling catalogue, the eephus is an assertion of exotic character and thought process. It’s a demonstrative stance of fearlessness and a statement of a uniquely inventive nature. More to the point — the eephus is a seriously bad-ass pitch – and a most genuine expression of decency. The eephus, of course, carries [...]

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Meet Helmet Head’s New Lover

Posted on September 24, 2009 by tubesteak

Out of nowhere, Helmet Head has broken things off with his girlfriend so he could start dating the stallion featured in the video above. (There’s a much better depiction in the video on the right of this page.) All of us here at The Community are stunned — but Helmet Head is adamant that he’s “meant [...]

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Comcast To Introduce Negative Channel Numbers

Posted on September 23, 2009 by tubesteak

Reuters – Comcast, the No. 1 U.S. cable operator, plans to unveil negative numbers into their cable listings in order to address impending complications to their sevice, as well as customer confidence shortfalls. Struggling with mounting customer dissatisfaction and an increasing number of channels, the head of Comast’s cable arm, Byron Logdini, announced on Monday the planned switch [...]

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Andy Bernard is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Posted on September 22, 2009 by tubesteak

With the return of The Office for the fall season, The Community felt it pertinent to honor one of our favorite characters, Andy “The Nard Dog” Bernard as our Decent Bastard of the Week. Played by the venerable Ed Helms, The Nard Dog is a walking hilarity. Always well-intentioned, a tad pompous, and possessing an arsenal [...]

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Interview with Dave Coulier

Posted on September 18, 2009 by tubesteak

Best known as Joseph “Joey” Gladstone (or Uncle Joey) on Full House, comic Dave Coulier is currently voicing the role of Bob McKenzie on the Canadian animated series Bob & Doug (same Bob and Doug of Strange Brew fame). A master of impersonation and voice distortion, Mr Coulier was decent enough to lend us his [...]

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To Call Back or Not To Call Back

Posted on September 16, 2009 by tubesteak

Decent Community members are f’ing popular, and with great popularity comes a great amount of missed phone calls. At times, we’ll receive up to 7 missed calls in one phone glance — and much of the time people don’t leave a message. Therein lies a puzzler: Is it common decency to call someone back if [...]

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DC Podcast Vol. VII

Posted on September 4, 2009 by tubesteak

Greetings Community! End of summer, times are changing — so I felt it was time for a new podcast. Tubesteak is moving out of the Decent Community hub of Boston to Hotlanta, GA. Yes, it’s true — the Tube is going back to school like Rodney Dangerfield. This set of jams is a sort of [...]

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Boston’s Massive Gauze Shortage

Posted on September 2, 2009 by tubesteak

The City of Boston is experiencing a massive shortage of medical gauze. Go to any pharmacy or medical supply outlet searching for this loose fabric and you’ll likely be turned away. It’s said that a certain resident has bought up all the gauze because he’s been on a 10 year intercourse bender and needs to patch up [...]

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Air Sex World Championships

Posted on August 18, 2009 by tubesteak

If you’re like most Community members, you’re probably pretty decent at humping the air. You practice during moments when you’re not actually boning in real life in order to perfect your craft. Well get this — now the practice moves you perform with an imaginary partner can be put to good use at the Air Sex [...]

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Decent Vid of the Week: While I Was Away

Posted on August 12, 2009 by tubesteak

Decent Community wanted to share this chill ass video made by a dude who went on vacation to Europe and told his girl he was going. For some reason the girl didn’t realize it, proceeded to go absolutely berserk when she couldn’t get in touch with him, and hilarity/embarassment ensues. Featuring actual emails, lust, hate, betrayal, [...]

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Longest Home Run Ever Hit

Posted on August 10, 2009 by tubesteak

BOSTON GLOBE — Ever heard of Gil Carter? Probably not, unless you were following the Class D Sophomore League in 1959. That’s when Carter, a burly Cubs prospect who never reached the major leagues, pulverized a pitch so hard it is considered the longest home run in professional baseball history — measuring at an astounding [...]

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George W. Bush Considering Third Term Presidential Run

Posted on August 7, 2009 by tubesteak

KENNEBUNKPORT, MAINE — Former President George W. Bush called an impromptu press conference today at the Bush family compound in Maine to reveal he’s flirting with the idea of running for an unprecedented third term as President of the United States. Appearing undeterred by the presidential term limits outlined in the Twenty-Second Amendment of the Constitution, the forty-third president cited “unfinished business [...]

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