Santa Chicken Ground Beef Head Chicken Big Red Yeti Chicken Thomas Jefferson and George Washington Chickens Little Jerry You Must Be Trippin Chicken Russian Fur Hat Chicken
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This week Decent Community thought we’d alert our readers about a new website dedicated to three of our favorite things: Tom Selleck, waterfalls, and sandwiches. So basic in its premise, Selleck Waterfall Sandwich simply presents images that combine Selleck, waterfalls, and sandwiches in all their glory. Each picture contains a new sandwich, a new look [...]
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dear decent community, you ever use one of those ‘low flush’ toilets where there isn’t much water in the toilet? well we’ve got one here at work in the crapper i use and i dropped a BOMB this morning, not solid, but not rhea, i wiped a bunch of times to get the remnants from [...]
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Tossing a salad is a very delicate matter. You can’t be too rough with the tossing or the “salad” will bruise. Tossing salad is a delightful experience for both the “diner” and the “chef.” Here are directions on how to properly toss salad(s): 1.) Before washing and storing greens, remove and discard discolored or [...]
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The folks over at General Mills got it right when they decided to make Bugles. I tell ya, those guys are professionals over there (as evidenced by their making of this fine corn chip). Why can’t anybody else make a snack like this nowadays? The aesthetics, the taste, and the multi-functionality. They look like a rounded pyramid. Or [...]
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The craving of the breakfast sausage is a stubborn, unavoidable aspect of the human condition. Like busting a load, pinching a loaf, or destroying a set of reps in the weight room — the act grizzling out on a “meaty” is an altogether tantalizing ”must” for bastards who wish to command any niblet of respect and self worth. Each [...]
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If you’re famished and looking to grizzle in epic proportions, the Old Country Buffet is your destination. I rendezvoused with my parents and sister for some dinner yesterday and amid the scolding heat, my mother decided to forgo cooking duties for the evening. Reluctantly, the family gave in to my desire to hit up the [...]
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Dear Decent Community, I made some calzones last night, which I thought turned out pretty good. But my girlfriend went berserk when she saw them. She said they weren’t cooked enough and refused to even take a bite. The attached (above) picture of calzones were left-overs that I put in the fridge overnight. Long story short… these [...]
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Hello Community! I’d like to give notice to our readers that I, Tubesteak, will be taking a decent summer sabbatical over the next few weeks or so. This is not to say I won’t be writing about decency within The Community, but postings will definitely be less frequent. Indeed, summer is finally here. Among the [...]
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We love this new website we found called This Is Why You’re Fat, whose tagline is “where dreams become heart attacks.” The above picture pretty much tells the story of this website, which features some of the most out-of-this-world, grotesque concoctions that surely taste amazing. The website essentially takes something deep fried, adds it to [...]
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M&O Market: Roast Pork, Swiss, Lettuce, Avacado, Tomato, Russian Dressing, on a fresh roll Two things The Community is fond of are sandwiches and porn. Slap these together and you have Scanwiches.com, an amazing, relatively new site that offers some scanned pics of tempting sandwiches in all their decency. The website exhibits a plethora of various [...]
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Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]
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Chocolate tooth or poo poo tooth (also see: cucka tooth, poop tooth, crap tooth, shit tooth, funk tooth, bum tooth) occurs when chocolate is smeared on the front of one’s tooth; usually as a result of eating something chocolate (obviously) and moist. Moistness leads to certain adhesion to one’s tooth creating an illusion that one’s [...]
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Here at Decent Community, eating three or four sloppy joes usually means we’re having a bad day. Wolfing seven to eight sloppy guys is closer to our average, while 10 to 12 helpings of sloppiness makes for an altogether decent day. You see, we crave the slop more than infants crave titty milk. In fact, sloppy joes serve The Community in [...]
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Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”? Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests. But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush? That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip [...]
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Main Entry: F.U.P.A. Pronunciation: \fü-pə\ Function: noun Etymology: American, from obese hogs frequenting McD’s. 1 : Acronym for fat upper pussy area. Also may stand for fat upper pubic area or fat upper penile area. Area has become enlarged due the overindulgence of snacks and is usually accompanied by sour stench. 2 : Home of [...]
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It’s late and you need a snack. You walk to the kitchen — bone extended. You’re half awake, you don’t really know what you’re doing, where you are or why. A sandwich beckons to you from your dreams. “Make me… Make me….” You find yourself swaying in front of the fridge. What’s happening to me!? You [...]
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A lightly sweetened, whole grain wheat cereal. Net weight — 24 oz. (1 lb. 8 oz) (680g). 24 mini-wheat “biscuits” (1 serving size) have 200 calories (240 with milk). Mini-wheats are also slang for a mini-wheat-shaped poop. Or is the cereal named after the poop? I can’t recall … Kellogs is “committed to bringing out [...]
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I am a fart and I’d like to give you a whiff of the truth. All your hating must cease at once. I’m just a regular old bodily function — same as blinking, hiccuping or sneezing. So I smell like rotten eggs. That’s just who I am. I’m a fact of life, and it’s time I was treated [...]
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Ever since I was a little Helmet, when my balls were the size of them, Cheez Balls have been in my life. My grandfather used to love Cheez Balls. If you brought him a can of Planters Cheez Balls you were a god. I feel like in some ways Cheez Balls reflected his personality — funny, slightly [...]
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