Bacon bits are decent because they are delicious. I like their shape and texture. I like how subconsciously they remind me of nipples… which is why they like them soo much. I like how you can put them in a plastic bag and stick them on a shelf, which is something I subconsciously wish I could [...]
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It’s a question that’s been asked since toilet paper was invented – What’s the correct way to wipe your ass? You’ll get two answers to this inquiry from extremely divided camps. One group will tell you to fold the TP for a smooth, clean finish. The other group will prefer “scrunching” for reinforcement and to conform to the [...]
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So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin? World’s Most Expensive Beer The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is said [...]
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If you’re looking for a serious, cheap buzz that’s easy on the taste buds, we’d like to recommend shaking a yucca. What results is the party juice to end all party juices. Here’s how it’s done: Ingredients: 4 lemons (cut into chunks) 4 limes (cut into chunks) 3 cups of sugar ½ bag of crushed [...]
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STEAKBURGER SANDWICHES and STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES Why we love them together: The icy smooth milkshake coats your throat to ensure that barely chewed pieces of steakburger (made from a mixture of t-bone, sirloin, and strip steak) can be funneled down your throat without getting lodged in, which could compromise your breathing but more importantly, your consumption [...]
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With the Patriots not even sniffing the NFL Playoffs this year, the entire postseason has been a little slower around New England. However, in case you’ve forgotten, THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY! That’s right, whether the Pats are in it or not, Sunday is still the biggest combination of beer, grizzle and football you’re gonna [...]
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The above image is an advertisement for AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that, well simply put, guarantees you an affair, or your money back! Here’s how it works: You’re married, your spouse sucks in bed or you’re getting bored banging the same partner over and over again, so you want to have an affair. Boom, fork [...]
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Sharing pieces of chicken is one of The Community’s favorite pastimes. In fact, when gobbling down our poultry we always play a game in which we blurt out the names of people we wish were eating chicken with us. Above are the names that have come up most often. We assembled a panel of everyone we’ve ever actually eaten chicken [...]
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The Community was pretty pumped when they heard the Sox have taken a chance on local New Englander Rocco “Cheeseburger” Baldelli, 1) because he’s a local dude and 2) because of Baldelli’s comeback after his career was in doubt because of medical issues. However, nothing makes us more excited about Baldelli than to learn that [...]
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I can’t figure out if Ron left his cornmeal at my party this weekend. I don’t even know if Ron made it home from my party this weekend! His girlfriend asked if I’d seen the cornmeal, but frankly, I’m not sure how to answer that question. I don’t even know what cornmeal looks like. There [...]
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The Holidays are a great time to share some of your favorite dip recipes with friends. One of my favorite dip recipes is for Hot Fart Dip. Hot Fart Dip is culinarily easy to make, but takes dedication, determination and a keen nose. HFD is composed of 3 parts hot farts vacuum sealed in a Tupperware container [...]
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Your balls smell like sausage. Your breath smells like tuna. Your feet smell constantly. Your armpits smell like a high school locker room and of course, your ass reeks to high hell. Literally, you stink. If you stink at what you do and you stink at what you do for hobbies, in addition to the physical act of stinking, figuretively [...]
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Here are some things I am thankful for: Wet Wet Wet Power couples Beyonce Snacks Waitstaff Cool haircuts Ice cream Hot wax Funk Snakes Randy’s (Jackson, Real World, Moss, Macho Man, Quaid, Couture) Scooters Coolers Mustaches My closet full of cool shoes Tank tops Dungaree jeans The Massachusetts Go Kart Society Pudding Squirrels Headiness McDonalds [...]
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(What follows is a transcript of an anonymous hoagie’s last words.) “I’ve often imagined how my last minutes would be written. As a hoagie, we’re born knowing that being eaten is inevitable, and finally, today, my divine decree has come. ‘Number 13 – The Dirty Sanchez.’ I heard it about a minute ago, and before I could [...]
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Weekend Forecast Thursday 20-Nov-2008 The All-American Rejects @ Paradise Rock Club Pistons vs. C’s @ TD Banknorth Garden Friday 21-Nov-2008 Video Games Live in Boston @ Wang Center Artie Lange @ Wilbur Theatre Robyn Hitchcock @ Somerville Theatre B’s @ TD Banknorth Garden Arlo Guthrie @ Colonial Theatre Drive this guy to Boston so he can [...]
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We’ve all been there…the dumper…the dumpee. The dreaded breakup is such an ordeal because usually one person winds up hurt and the other feels guilty. Sometimes it is mutual and amicable (“We’ve fallen outta love – let’s go bowling and slam-bang one last time before I pack up your stuff!”), sometimes the rage is mutual (broken televisions, stolen or tampered [...]
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