Take a Trip On the Youtube Time Machine

Dude! Check out the YouTube time machine. Start out in 1860 go through every year till the present. Pretty chill stuff — like footage from the 1910 World Series. So whip out your roni and let the stroking begin.

Let’s Get Serious For a Sec

No doubt, The Community is a haven for goofiness. But that doesn’t mean we don’t take some stuff seriously. I mean, we take getting head seriously. We take drinking bronsons seriously. There’s probably a few other things we take seriously, but they’re not coming to me right now. In all seriousness though — we thought [...]

DC GIF Caption Contest x3

“Cereal laced with crack.”

Joe Rogan — Prophet/Fear Factor Host

Who knew Joe Rogan was so deep? I guess watching people do crazy stunts like jumping off buildings, eating cockroaches, and being covered in tarantulas will cause you to look at things differently. Indeed, hosting Fear Factor makes you reassess. He does present a very interesting theory here. And as a Community member who has [...]

Alan Francis is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

“I let the ringers do the talking.” So says Alan Francis, one of the greatest horseshoe pitchers the world has ever known. This mustachioed marksman has won a record-setting 15 Men’s World Horseshoe titles since 1989. During one tournament, Alan Francis threw a record 64 consecutive ringers! Talk about a Burlington Shower! Talk about Alan Francis [...]

The Lighter Game

Nothing says “I’m a chill-ass stoner” like the lighter game. Smoke a doob or two, maybe throw on some jams and creatively balance a lighter on the back of your hand. It’s total freestyle. Improvise, go with the flow — be smooth. Explore your range. How do you play? First you have to mellow out. [...]

Meet Helmet Head’s New Lover

Out of nowhere, Helmet Head has broken things off with his girlfriend so he could start dating the stallion featured in the video above. (There’s a much better depiction in the video on the right of this page.) All of us here at The Community are stunned — but Helmet Head is adamant that he’s “meant [...]

Andy Bernard is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

With the return of The Office for the fall season, The Community felt it pertinent to honor one of our favorite characters, Andy “The Nard Dog” Bernard as our Decent Bastard of the Week. Played by the venerable Ed Helms, The Nard Dog is a walking hilarity. Always well-intentioned, a tad pompous, and possessing an arsenal [...]

Patrick Swayze Was One Decent Dude

Patrick Swayze passed away at 57 Monday evening after a 20-month battle with pancreatic cancer. Why was Swayze so decent? No one made chicks’ panties damper than he did during his prime days from 1987-91, when he starred in “Dirty Dancing,” “Ghost” and “Point Break.” He was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive in 1991. The song [...]

I want to get arrested in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana

Why, in God’s name, do I want to get cuffed and put in the back of a police car in bumfuck, Louisiana? Because the arresting officer might be none other than Steven Seagal! The man, the myth, the legend himself is a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. He has been for [...]

The Mystique of Breakfast Sausages

The craving of the breakfast sausage is a stubborn, unavoidable aspect of the human condition. Like busting a load, pinching a loaf, or destroying a set of reps in the weight room — the act grizzling out on a “meaty” is an altogether tantalizing ”must” for bastards who wish to command any niblet of respect and self worth. Each [...]

Air Sex World Championships

If you’re like most Community members, you’re probably pretty decent at humping the air. You practice during moments when you’re not actually boning in real life in order to perfect your craft. Well get this — now the practice moves you perform with an imaginary partner can be put to good use at the Air Sex [...]

Decent Vid of the Week: While I Was Away

Decent Community wanted to share this chill ass video made by a dude who went on vacation to Europe and told his girl he was going. For some reason the girl didn’t realize it, proceeded to go absolutely berserk when she couldn’t get in touch with him, and hilarity/embarassment ensues. Featuring actual emails, lust, hate, betrayal, [...]

Helmet Head’s amazing athleticism

How did you spend the warm summer weekend? Us at Decent Community headed over to Helmet Head’s pad, where we enjoyed the four B’s: Bros, babes, beers and burgers. We were hanging around the pool when Helmet Head busted out this amazing feat of athleticism, seen in the video above. Helmet Head, whose nickname is [...]

Sam Malone is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]

Check Out Some Decent Videos

The Community thought it would be a decent move to start posting more videos of random goods we think our readers may get a kick out of. So we added this new little “thingy” to the right that will feature a steady a rotation of heady/interesting/funny clips. Check ‘em out if you’re bored, and please feel free to send [...]

DC Short Jam: An Attitude of Decency

A very wise man once said, “What you do with your attitude is up to you.” He also said, “Attitude has a one word definition: Life.” No doubt about it — a positive attitude is contagious and is just about the most decent thing one can inject into The Community. With that prelude, Decent Community [...]

Do the Penis Dance

The Community has been tipped off about a new dance that’s sweeping the country. Called the “Penis Dance,” this boogie pretty much means you move your body around like a penis and scream witty things that a penis might say. For instance, the dude above yells things like “I’m Dr. Frankenfuck,” and “I’m an eighth [...]

Bad-Ass Chick Beatboxer

Few things turn The Community on more than bad-ass chick beatboxers. As we have highlighted before, it’s often obese Afro-American dudes on street corners or radical Euro-types who serve as this genre’s status quo. This broad above, however, shakes up our preconceptions. In doing so, she’s dissolving stereotypes — and also making us horny. She’s a Canadien chick [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Why the F*** Do You Have a Kid?

The Community wanted to pass along a funny new website we’ve been alerted to called Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? The site offers glimpses of lousy parents making questionable decisions or putting their children in a position they probably shouldn’t be in. You may wonder how there’s so many whackjobs in the world, [...]

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