Decent Monologue

Posted on February 16, 2010 by helmet head

The Lonely Island comedy group temporarily covered the landmark Hollywood sign with the message “Dick in a Box”.  The group hopes to purchase the land to protect it from luxury housing. On a related note, Vice President Joe “Lightsaber Roni” Biden, left, sparred with his predecessor, Dick “That’s My Name Don’t Wear It Out” Cheney, [...]

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Decent Community Monologue

Posted on February 10, 2010 by helmet head

Coroner releases the details about Michael Jackson’s death concluding that Jackson died from “acute propofol intoxication”.  The autopsy also found on Jackson’s palm, clearly written in black ink:  “Fix nose”  “Moonwalk” (crossed out), “Buy new lips”. An Iranian court has sentenced one person to death and eight others to  prison for their parts in anti-government [...]

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Decent Reads of the Week

Posted on January 13, 2010 by tubesteak

Stop the presses! The Community thought it would be a good move to bring new looks at decency by sharing some of the chill articles that come across our desk. So we’re instituting a new post we’ll get up every so often called “Decent Reads of the Week,” in which we’ll provide goods we feel are insightful, funny, [...]

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World Stats in Real Time

Posted on November 18, 2009 by tubesteak

Gosh! The Community couldn’t resist sharing this site we just came across that updates significant world statistics. Like the world’s population at the time of this is 6,806,613,380 but it goes up more than a person per second. It’s not only population that this thing details —  there’s government, economics, society, media, environment, food, water, [...]

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States You Don’t Want To Live In

Posted on October 20, 2009 by tubesteak

Above is the only map I refer to when I’m deciding whether to respect a state or not. It breaks down which states sell bronsons/booze on Sundays. I just moved to Georgia – little did I know! They don’t sell jars of hooch for 50% of the weekend. Fuck me. I’m guessing non-selling states only do [...]

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Comcast To Introduce Negative Channel Numbers

Posted on September 23, 2009 by tubesteak

Reuters – Comcast, the No. 1 U.S. cable operator, plans to unveil negative numbers into their cable listings in order to address impending complications to their sevice, as well as customer confidence shortfalls. Struggling with mounting customer dissatisfaction and an increasing number of channels, the head of Comast’s cable arm, Byron Logdini, announced on Monday the planned switch [...]

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George W. Bush Considering Third Term Presidential Run

Posted on August 7, 2009 by tubesteak

KENNEBUNKPORT, MAINE — Former President George W. Bush called an impromptu press conference today at the Bush family compound in Maine to reveal he’s flirting with the idea of running for an unprecedented third term as President of the United States. Appearing undeterred by the presidential term limits outlined in the Twenty-Second Amendment of the Constitution, the forty-third president cited “unfinished business [...]

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Aztec Civilization Making Comeback

Posted on August 5, 2009 by helmet head

CENTRAL MEXICO — Recent reports out of Central Mexico indicate that the Aztec civilization is making a cumback (my girl edited this) in attempt to regain its dominance held in the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries.  Mexican authorities recently apprehended three unnamed Aztec warriors after a public human sacrifice in a Western Mexico suburb.  “Once we got the [...]

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Random Acts of Kindness

Posted on July 22, 2009 by tubesteak

How does it feel when someone, seemingly out of left field, goes out of their way to perform a kind deed? If you’re a halfway-decent chum, it probably ignites your inner glow, gets your blood flowing six ways to Sunday, puts a delightful grin on your mug, and stirs up a totally tender frame of mind. [...]

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Decent Community Urban Dictionary

Posted on July 9, 2009 by helmet head

Voyeurs going after a foul ball Foul Ball (noun) -  Slang for an erratic projectile of pud suds shooting away from the explosive stream of primary funky spunk landing out of play or out of bounds.  In general when a this occurs, the errant love butter is considered dead and the doer must return to [...]

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The Famous of the Famous

Posted on June 29, 2009 by fugaze

The passing of Michael Jackson last week sparked some conversation as to how famous he was. A colleague of mine, Coodz, went ahead and compiled this list of the Most Famous People of the Last 100 Years. It’s about pure famousness and name recognition, for good or bad, and just being big time in America won’t [...]

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A Decent Version of Jon and Kate Plus 8

Posted on June 24, 2009 by helmet head

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The Community’s Tamiflu Sale

Posted on June 23, 2009 by tubesteak

The great swine-flu scare that occurred some weeks ago instilled freakish levels panic that reverberated throughout our community. Afraid to venture outside for fear of contracting the deadly H1N1, The Community entered defense mode by nestling up in a remote bunker with 750 cases of Tamiflu containing 150,000 individual doses. At the time, it seemed [...]

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Our Nation’s Hairstyle Stalemate

Posted on June 16, 2009 by tubesteak

Would Obama have been elected with this hairdo? No way. It’s said that only three percent of Americans sport “alternative” hairstyles. By alternative, we mean hairdos like dreadlocks, mohawks, beehives, rattails, afros – you catch our drift. What does that three-percent figure tell us about our individuality? Has our sense of singularity been numbed down so much [...]

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DecentCommunity.org is now DecentCommunity.com

Posted on June 5, 2009 by tubesteak

Great news Decent Community!!! After endless efforts to obtain a domain name ending in .com, the squatters have finally relented. Throughout our website’s history we’ve tried like mother fuckers to snare what is rightfully ours, but these bastards continually demanded thousands of dollars in return. FUCK THAT! Well Community, we waited them out. Patience, patience, patience. And [...]

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Sniffing Paint and Glue

Posted on May 27, 2009 by tubesteak

If you’re looking for a cheap and decent buzz, The Community would like to propose sniffing things like glue and paint. Although the fumes from glue and paint can cause damage to the central nervous system, liver, brain, and heart — when used properly, inhaling these suckers provide a powerful and cost-effective high. We should stress that it’s [...]

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Swimming with Your Shirt On

Posted on May 21, 2009 by tubesteak

Decent Community would like to take a stand today and condemn those who wear t-shirts in the ocean, pool, lake, or what have you. It’s a signifier of decline and deterioration of one’s self, because there’s no denying that the lowest of the low are the primary perpetrators of this heinous act.  If you’re wearing [...]

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Community Develops Swine Flu Vaccine

Posted on April 29, 2009 by tubesteak

Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]

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Community Obamicons

Posted on April 21, 2009 by tubesteak

You can make your own Obamicon by clicking here. Trust me when I say it’s a pretty fun game! We’d love for our readers to send us their Obamicons, which we’ll feature on our site. We may even go as far as making t-shirts of the most decent design! Send ‘em in!

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Amateurs Need Not Apply

Posted on April 10, 2009 by tubesteak

Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]

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