Alan Francis is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

“I let the ringers do the talking.” So says Alan Francis, one of the greatest horseshoe pitchers the world has ever known. This mustachioed marksman has won a record-setting 15 Men’s World Horseshoe titles since 1989. During one tournament, Alan Francis threw a record 64 consecutive ringers! Talk about a Burlington Shower! Talk about Alan Francis [...]

The Lighter Game

Nothing says “I’m a chill-ass stoner” like the lighter game. Smoke a doob or two, maybe throw on some jams and creatively balance a lighter on the back of your hand. It’s total freestyle. Improvise, go with the flow — be smooth. Explore your range. How do you play? First you have to mellow out. [...]

Phish Festivalography

Phish’s Festival 8 is upon us, going down this weekend in Indio, CA. Sure to be a great time. To honor this occasion, Dece Community wanted to share a very heady program that just went down over the past week on Sirius/XM radio called Phish Festivalography. The program chronicles all seven festivals — Clifford Ball, Great Went, Lemonwheel, Camp [...]

Decent Site of the Week: Badass of the Week

In a similar vein as Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week, but a bit more hardcore/serious, Badass of the Week offers a “relentless onslaught of badassitude [that] is guaranteed to get you so pumped up that you will want to quit your crappy job, smash your office desk into splinters with your forehead and start a [...]

How Chinese Women Give Their Men Boners

Greeting from The Land of The Rising Sun. That’s right, Fugaze is live here in Shanghai, China as a special judge at the International Lingerie Trade Show. I’ve been eating a lot of fried wontons and seeing a lot of fancy Chinese underwear, and let me tell you, Chinese women have some interesting ways of giving [...]

Decent Site of the Week: Dirty Upper Lip

Decent Community stumbled across a chill little site called Dirty Upper Lip, whose tagline is “Celebrating ‘staches that are before their time.” The site features embarassing photos of youngbloods who grow sorry excuses for mustaches (aka guido staches) in an attempt to be stylish. Dirty Upper Lip is a fairly new site, so their catalogue of stringy ‘staches is [...]

Decent Site of the Week: Shit My Dad Says

Just in case you haven’t read this wonderful site (technically not a website, rather a Twitter feed), Decent Community would like to present to you Shit My Dad Says. It’s written by a dude named Justin, who in the description of his feed writes, “I’m 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. [...]

How to Toss a Salad

    Tossing a salad is a very delicate matter. You can’t be too rough with the tossing or the “salad” will bruise. Tossing salad is a delightful experience for both the “diner” and the “chef.” Here are directions on how to properly toss salad(s): 1.) Before washing and storing greens, remove and discard discolored or [...]

DC Podcast Vol. VIII

Waazzaaa! Tubesteak is coming at you with fresh jams from his new Hotlanta studio. After checking some of the previous podcast jams, Tube sensed some complacency — which was hopefully avoided in volume eight of our podcast. Included is some serious rock as well as some mellow pieces — all of which lean to the more avant-garde side. Click here to listen to and [...]

The Emasculating Fall Foliage Tour

Right around this time every year chicks start hounding their men to take them up to New Hampshire or Vermont in the name of trees, manipulated romance, and corny, clichéd photos featuring earth-toned sweaters like the ones above. “A leaf-peeping tour,” if you will, where you stay at a bed and breakfast, look at trees, buy some homemade [...]

Decent Site of the Week: The Lefsetz Letter

If you’re a music fan and are looking for invaluable insights into “the core of the music business,” then The Lefsetz Letter should be required reading. Having been published for over 25 years — first as hard copy, then an email newsletter and now in blog form — The Lefsetz Letter most definitely brings the goods. [...]

Decent Community Reviews Bugles

The folks over at General Mills got it right when they decided to make Bugles. I tell ya, those guys are professionals over there (as evidenced by their making of this fine corn chip). Why can’t anybody else make a snack like this nowadays? The aesthetics, the taste, and the multi-functionality. They look like a rounded pyramid. Or [...]

Comcast To Introduce Negative Channel Numbers

Reuters – Comcast, the No. 1 U.S. cable operator, plans to unveil negative numbers into their cable listings in order to address impending complications to their sevice, as well as customer confidence shortfalls. Struggling with mounting customer dissatisfaction and an increasing number of channels, the head of Comast’s cable arm, Byron Logdini, announced on Monday the planned switch [...]

Andy Bernard is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

With the return of The Office for the fall season, The Community felt it pertinent to honor one of our favorite characters, Andy “The Nard Dog” Bernard as our Decent Bastard of the Week. Played by the venerable Ed Helms, The Nard Dog is a walking hilarity. Always well-intentioned, a tad pompous, and possessing an arsenal [...]

Decent Site of the Week: AwkwardBoners.com

The Community has been alerted to a legendary site dedicated exposing bastards who pop ill-timed boners! AwkwardBoners.com is quite the concept and definitely worth checking out for some laugh-worthy snap shots. From AwkwardBoners.com‘s ‘About’ page: “As all men know, boners can happen at the most inopportune times. I’m sure we all have traumatic memories of [...]

Fight Breaks Out as Watney Leaves Varitek for Nick Green

BOSTON (AP) — People call Nick Green “The Doubles Machine,” but the Red Sox shortstop has gone much further than second base with Heidi Watney. The blonde sideline reporter was apparently the cause of a wild brawl between Green and Jason Varitek prior to Sunday’s game in Baltimore. Varitek rushed Green, who recently started dating [...]

Interview with Dave Coulier

Best known as Joseph “Joey” Gladstone (or Uncle Joey) on Full House, comic Dave Coulier is currently voicing the role of Bob McKenzie on the Canadian animated series Bob & Doug (same Bob and Doug of Strange Brew fame). A master of impersonation and voice distortion, Mr Coulier was decent enough to lend us his [...]

To Call Back or Not To Call Back

Decent Community members are f’ing popular, and with great popularity comes a great amount of missed phone calls. At times, we’ll receive up to 7 missed calls in one phone glance — and much of the time people don’t leave a message. Therein lies a puzzler: Is it common decency to call someone back if [...]

I want to get arrested in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana

Why, in God’s name, do I want to get cuffed and put in the back of a police car in bumfuck, Louisiana? Because the arresting officer might be none other than Steven Seagal! The man, the myth, the legend himself is a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. He has been for [...]

A Decent Fall Outfit

Undoubtedly Urban Outfitters give me a boner and the outfits they supply are straight up horn-inducing.  Unlike Tube, however, I don’t have such a singular allegiance to one (albeit very high quality) establishment. I’ve scoured the net, gone through all my fall catalogs and have walked up and down the trendiest streets in the trendiest cities [...]

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