Posted on February 16, 2010 by helmet head
The Lonely Island comedy group temporarily covered the landmark Hollywood sign with the message “Dick in a Box”. The group hopes to purchase the land to protect it from luxury housing. On a related note, Vice President Joe “Lightsaber Roni” Biden, left, sparred with his predecessor, Dick “That’s My Name Don’t Wear It Out” Cheney, [...]
Filed under: comedy, events, politics, pop culture, questions, romance, style, tunes | Tagged: Dick Cheney, drug bust, hiking, Hollywood sign, jerry garcia, Jesus Christ, Joe Biden, Lonely Island, marijuana, mexico, Mount St. Helens, MTV, volcano | Leave a Comment »
Posted on February 12, 2010 by tubesteak
This week’s decent site of the week offers some embarrassing stories from the boning scene. I’m So Bad At Sex features anonymous bastards who send in some wacky shit detailing hilarious sexual escapades. Of course, some tales are better than others — but after reading I’m So Bad At Sex, we all feel like we’re [...]
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Posted on February 10, 2010 by helmet head
Coroner releases the details about Michael Jackson’s death concluding that Jackson died from “acute propofol intoxication”. The autopsy also found on Jackson’s palm, clearly written in black ink: “Fix nose” “Moonwalk” (crossed out), “Buy new lips”. An Iranian court has sentenced one person to death and eight others to prison for their parts in anti-government [...]
Filed under: comedy, events, movies, politics, pop culture, questions, romance, sports, style | Tagged: acute propofol intoxication, autopsy, Elin Nordegren, Iran, Michael Jackson’s death, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi spending, obama, Tiger Woods, tiny pecka, tiny pecker, Valentine's Day movie | Leave a Comment »
Posted on February 8, 2010 by jivetalk34
You’re in a lounge, all dressed up, scoping out chicks, fancy beverage in your hand — ya know, the usual. Everyone inside looks classy, but deep down they like to party. Maybe snort a few rails and dance like motherfuckers. Indeed, the pent up lounge is waiting to erupt, but there’s one thing missing: bad-ass [...]
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Posted on January 19, 2010 by fugaze
So us humans think we’re the baddest and best at doing the deed. Who can blame us? Over time, our species has come up with thousands of different positions and ways to make sex better and better. Toys, costumes, dolls, lotions … even stuff that is too undecent to mention here on the Community has [...]
Filed under: romance, rules of the game | Tagged: animals, sex | Leave a Comment »
Posted on January 5, 2010 by jivetalk34
Good day Decent Community! Hope the holidays and New Year treated everyone decently! Today we wanted to share a decent link we’ve been made aware of — a quasi-pornish-fun-game site called Match that Muff. You may recall we featured a similar site a while back called Guess Her Muff, in which you guessed what a [...]
Filed under: bored?, links, questions, romance, style | Tagged: central area, erotic, games, muff, pubic hair, sex, websites, women | 1 Comment »
Posted on November 11, 2009 by tubesteak
Nostalgia alert! Nostalgia alert! Dece Community wanted to give a shout to one of our favorite junctions in sports memory — that would be tennis in the 1980′s. Thankfully, we’ve unearthed a pretty far out site dedicated to this era called 80′s Tennis.com. If you have any appreciation for this period of tennis, we advise checking out the site. 80′s Tennis.com has quite [...]
Filed under: links, pop culture, romance, sports, style | Tagged: 80's tennis, equipment, fashion, nostalgia, sports, statistics, tennis, vintage | 1 Comment »
Posted on October 28, 2009 by tubesteak
Cottage cheese is one of the most healthy snacks around. Why don’t women produce more of it? And why do some people find it so repulsive? There are probably starving kids in Africa who would give one of their eyeballs to wolf down some helpings of cottage cheese. Mention cottage cheese around ladies and they’ll start fuming. When did [...]
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Posted on October 27, 2009 by tubesteak
Decent Community is going back to the archives today to check out Championship Ranch — “a website dedicated to champions and glory.” A very fine premise indeed! And with a legendary slate of contributors that included big names like Muffler, Frank, Sportsman, JonerBoner, Milldog, and the estimable Misterbeef – this was a can’t lose website. Then [...]
Filed under: events, links, media, romance, sports | Tagged: champions, Championship Ranch, defunct, glory, pecka-heads, promise, sports, Super Bowl XLII, webistes | Leave a Comment »
Posted on October 21, 2009 by fugaze
Greeting from The Land of The Rising Sun. That’s right, Fugaze is live here in Shanghai, China as a special judge at the International Lingerie Trade Show. I’ve been eating a lot of fried wontons and seeing a lot of fancy Chinese underwear, and let me tell you, Chinese women have some interesting ways of giving [...]
Filed under: pop culture, romance | Tagged: boners, China, For the Ladies, International Lingerie Trade Show, Stiffys | 1 Comment »
Posted on October 16, 2009 by helmet head
dear decent community, you ever use one of those ‘low flush’ toilets where there isn’t much water in the toilet? well we’ve got one here at work in the crapper i use and i dropped a BOMB this morning, not solid, but not rhea, i wiped a bunch of times to get the remnants from [...]
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Posted on October 13, 2009 by fugaze
Tubesteak’s foot-long, well, tubesteak, has been knocked off its perch as the world’s biggest by a 40-year-old from Brooklyn, N.Y., whose unit is almost as big as Tubesteak’s — when it acts like a scared baby turtle. Jonah Falcon recently reclaimed his title as “World’s Biggest Penis” by having a medical doctor measure him in [...]
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Posted on October 7, 2009 by tubesteak
Tossing a salad is a very delicate matter. You can’t be too rough with the tossing or the “salad” will bruise. Tossing salad is a delightful experience for both the “diner” and the “chef.” Here are directions on how to properly toss salad(s): 1.) Before washing and storing greens, remove and discard discolored or [...]
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Posted on September 30, 2009 by tubesteak
Right around this time every year chicks start hounding their men to take them up to New Hampshire or Vermont in the name of trees, manipulated romance, and corny, clichéd photos featuring earth-toned sweaters like the ones above. “A leaf-peeping tour,” if you will, where you stay at a bed and breakfast, look at trees, buy some homemade [...]
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Posted on September 29, 2009 by tubesteak
Aside from having the best name of any pitch in the hurling catalogue, the eephus is an assertion of exotic character and thought process. It’s a demonstrative stance of fearlessness and a statement of a uniquely inventive nature. More to the point — the eephus is a seriously bad-ass pitch – and a most genuine expression of decency. The eephus, of course, carries [...]
Filed under: events, questions, romance, sports, style | Tagged: Baseball, cat and mouse, creativity, eephus, nature, philosophy, pitching | 1 Comment »
Posted on September 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Out of nowhere, Helmet Head has broken things off with his girlfriend so he could start dating the stallion featured in the video above. (There’s a much better depiction in the video on the right of this page.) All of us here at The Community are stunned — but Helmet Head is adamant that he’s “meant [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, online videos, questions, romance | Tagged: black stallion, break-ups, horses, love, romance, sex, weird | 4 Comments »
Posted on September 21, 2009 by tubesteak
The Community has been alerted to a legendary site dedicated exposing bastards who pop ill-timed boners! AwkwardBoners.com is quite the concept and definitely worth checking out for some laugh-worthy snap shots. From AwkwardBoners.com‘s ‘About’ page: “As all men know, boners can happen at the most inopportune times. I’m sure we all have traumatic memories of [...]
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Posted on September 21, 2009 by fugaze
BOSTON (AP) — People call Nick Green “The Doubles Machine,” but the Red Sox shortstop has gone much further than second base with Heidi Watney. The blonde sideline reporter was apparently the cause of a wild brawl between Green and Jason Varitek prior to Sunday’s game in Baltimore. Varitek rushed Green, who recently started dating [...]
Filed under: boston, pop culture, romance, sports | Tagged: Brawl, Heidi Watney, Jason Varitek, NESN, Nick Green, red sox, Terry Francona | 9 Comments »
Posted on September 15, 2009 by fugaze
Patrick Swayze passed away at 57 Monday evening after a 20-month battle with pancreatic cancer. Why was Swayze so decent? No one made chicks’ panties damper than he did during his prime days from 1987-91, when he starred in “Dirty Dancing,” “Ghost” and “Point Break.” He was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive in 1991. The song [...]
Filed under: movies, online videos, romance, style, tv | Tagged: Chipendales, Chris Farley, David Hasselhoff, Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze, People Magazine, Point Break, Saturday Night Live | Leave a Comment »
Posted on September 10, 2009 by helmet head
Undoubtedly Urban Outfitters give me a boner and the outfits they supply are straight up horn-inducing. Unlike Tube, however, I don’t have such a singular allegiance to one (albeit very high quality) establishment. I’ve scoured the net, gone through all my fall catalogs and have walked up and down the trendiest streets in the trendiest cities [...]
Filed under: comedy, dc reviews, pop culture, romance, sports, style | Tagged: birkenstocks, blogs, comedy, fall, fashion, humor, life, outfits, pop culture, syle | 1 Comment »
