Decent Site of the Week: DatingPsychos.com

The Community came across a dece website devoted to exposing psychos. It’s mainly about maniacal ex-girlfriends/boyfriends and it’s called DatingPsychos.com. There’s contact info for these wackos, a backstory, and usually photos, all detailing the why they’re nutjobs and why you may want to stay clear. An exerpt from their “About” page: “None of the people going up on [...]

Boston’s Massive Gauze Shortage

The City of Boston is experiencing a massive shortage of medical gauze. Go to any pharmacy or medical supply outlet searching for this loose fabric and you’ll likely be turned away. It’s said that a certain resident has bought up all the gauze because he’s been on a 10 year intercourse bender and needs to patch up [...]

The Mystique of Breakfast Sausages

The craving of the breakfast sausage is a stubborn, unavoidable aspect of the human condition. Like busting a load, pinching a loaf, or destroying a set of reps in the weight room — the act grizzling out on a “meaty” is an altogether tantalizing ”must” for bastards who wish to command any niblet of respect and self worth. Each [...]

Air Sex World Championships

If you’re like most Community members, you’re probably pretty decent at humping the air. You practice during moments when you’re not actually boning in real life in order to perfect your craft. Well get this — now the practice moves you perform with an imaginary partner can be put to good use at the Air Sex [...]

Decent Vid of the Week: While I Was Away

Decent Community wanted to share this chill ass video made by a dude who went on vacation to Europe and told his girl he was going. For some reason the girl didn’t realize it, proceeded to go absolutely berserk when she couldn’t get in touch with him, and hilarity/embarassment ensues. Featuring actual emails, lust, hate, betrayal, [...]

Aztec Civilization Making Comeback

CENTRAL MEXICO — Recent reports out of Central Mexico indicate that the Aztec civilization is making a cumback (my girl edited this) in attempt to regain its dominance held in the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries.  Mexican authorities recently apprehended three unnamed Aztec warriors after a public human sacrifice in a Western Mexico suburb.  “Once we got the [...]

Interview with Chuck Woolery

NOTE: Over the past few weeks, Decent Community has put out feelers to interesting/cool/decent people for an ongoing interview series that we’ll feature on the website. Chuck Woolery agreed to be our first interview. Best known for his legendary run on Love Connection, beloved game show host Chuck Woolery is now the spokesperson for LoveTactics.com, a [...]

Decent Site of the Week: Free Oral Sex

The Community cannot stop laughing after checking out LouisvilleFreeFace.com – a site in which George Kistner (pictured above), offers free oral sex to the women of Louisville. Typical passage from his site: “No matter how good I may have been told that I am at my hobby, I know that everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride [...]

Reader Email: Calzones Ended My Relationship

Dear Decent Community, I made some calzones last night, which I thought turned out pretty good. But my girlfriend went berserk when she saw them. She said they weren’t cooked enough and refused to even take a bite. The attached (above) picture of calzones were left-overs that I put in the fridge overnight. Long story short… these [...]

Report: Erin Andrews Sex Videos Hitting The Internet

By AARON HENRY The Los Angeles Times LOS ANGELES — Videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews having sex with sports stars and company executives are going to hit the Web soon, paparazzi Web site TMZ said in a report confirmed by The Associated Press late Sunday night. The perp who filmed the video through a [...]

Decent Community Urban Dictionary

Voyeurs going after a foul ball Foul Ball (noun) -  Slang for an erratic projectile of pud suds shooting away from the explosive stream of primary funky spunk landing out of play or out of bounds.  In general when a this occurs, the errant love butter is considered dead and the doer must return to [...]

Sam Malone is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]

A Decent Version of Jon and Kate Plus 8

The Walk of Shame

The Community is known for making our wannabe sweethearts perform the walk of shame every morning. It’s partly because we party so much, partly because we get so much play, and partly because we’re just fans of making chicks do the walk of shame. Think about it — is it not decent to see a foxy [...]

There’s Nothing More Decent Than a Good Ole’ Fashion Drive-In

Drive-in movie theaters are fun, yeah?  Yeah they are. From the heady concession stands to the old school intros and music during the intermission; drive-ins are more than simply nostalgic, they are straight up decent! Aside from a drive-your-car-to-a-field-in-vehicle-orgy where else can you find a field of young professionals getting intimate in the back of their [...]

How To Do a Booty Call

Despite what you may think, Booty Calls are not just sticking your head out the window and yelling “Booty Call! Booty Call!” (Although that can work on occassion.) Booty Calls are an art form, and luckily for our readers, Decent Community has mastered the craft. Today, we share our expertise. The Booty Call, of course, starts [...]

Decent Community Urban Dictionary: Lipless Kiss

Lipless Kiss (slang for “dancing”):  The act of caressing with the body.  The Passing of love from one to the other by dance and movement.  An artistic nonlipped form of communication. To engage in mutual touching or caressing with the hips.  Like a kiss there is leading and follow and like locked lips taken orally [...]

The Most Interesting Man in the World

As you might have guessed from previous postings, The Community is a huge fan of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. He really has his shit together and maintains a lifestyle all Community members should aspire to. Today we’d thought we’d explore his phenomena in a little more depth. The idea for The Most Interesting Man in [...]

Fugaze’s Tongue Made Into a Sex Toy

Let’s give three cheers to Decent Community contributor Fugaze for donating his gigantic tongue, which will be replicated many times over by a leading sex toy company (prototype in the video above). Gaze, who just had surgery to replace his gigantic pussy-tickler, took one for the team on this one, and because of his generosity, many woman can [...]

Decent Community Reviews Godzilla

Editors note:  This post is focused on the decency of the name/word Godzilla and less on Godzilla himself. Godzilla (ゴジラ Gojira) could be the most decent name of all time.  It can convey so much in sum of very little.  A cute puppy could be named Godzilla — oh, how cute you named him Godzilla…ohhhhh… [...]

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