Patriots Preview: The Predictions Are In

The predictions are in and most Decent Community members see much success for the Pats: I’m saying 12-4 while both Tubesteak and Helmet Headsay 16-0! In fact, in an informal poll of local football brainiacs from Decent Community, the Pats averaged 13.3 wins. Here’s what some of them had to say: Houser (12-4) — “PATS [...]

A Decent Fall Outfit

Undoubtedly Urban Outfitters give me a boner and the outfits they supply are straight up horn-inducing.  Unlike Tube, however, I don’t have such a singular allegiance to one (albeit very high quality) establishment. I’ve scoured the net, gone through all my fall catalogs and have walked up and down the trendiest streets in the trendiest cities [...]

Thursday Ramblings: Patriots Preview Edition

A combination of the ability of Jarvis Green and draft picks Ron Brace (second round) and Myron Pryor (sixth round) is what ultimately sent Richard Seymour to Oakland. It wasn’t a money issue, as the Pats would have happily just eaten his $3-plus million salary this year and not resigned the former Georgia Bulldog next [...]

Patriots Preview: Glancing at the Schedule

Will the New England Patriots make it back to the Superbowl? Will Belichick and company win 8, 10, 12, 14, or (gasp) 16 games this year? Decent Community’s Patriots Preview Week continues with a look at the schedule, and you decide how many games the Sons of Bill can win this year. 9/14 Buffalo at [...]

Patriots Preview: Tecmo Connection

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: This week is Patriots Preview Week at Decent Community! All week long, we’re going to be bringing you all the decent nuggets of information to get you ready for another season of Belichick and the Boys. How does Helmet Head see the Patriots’ season shaping up? He goes back [...]

Happy Trails, Tedy Bruschi

New England Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi is announcing his retirement today after 13 seasons in Foxboro. The veteran and former team captain has been a rock in the middle of the Pats’ D since becoming a starter in 1999. His best season was 2003 when he recorded 133 total tackles, three sacks and two interception [...]

The Little World of Lacrosse

Lacrosse players live in their own little world. While the above video is a parody, it’s decent because it strikes all the right chords. Believe it or not, both Tubesteak’s boarding school and college were lacrosse hotbeds, and I know all too well what these bastards are about. Lax players primarily come from wealthy suburbs of the Baltimore/DC area, [...]

Longest Home Run Ever Hit

BOSTON GLOBE — Ever heard of Gil Carter? Probably not, unless you were following the Class D Sophomore League in 1959. That’s when Carter, a burly Cubs prospect who never reached the major leagues, pulverized a pitch so hard it is considered the longest home run in professional baseball history — measuring at an astounding [...]

How do the Patriots rank in Madden?

The mega-popular Madden 10 video game is set to his shelvesin two weeks. The latest edition of the football video game is an annual event for hard-core gamers, some waiting in lines at midnight for a copy. It’s popular in locker rooms around the NFL as well. It’s very common to find reporters asking questions [...]

Report: Erin Andrews Sex Videos Hitting The Internet

By AARON HENRY The Los Angeles Times LOS ANGELES — Videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews having sex with sports stars and company executives are going to hit the Web soon, paparazzi Web site TMZ said in a report confirmed by The Associated Press late Sunday night. The perp who filmed the video through a [...]

Why We Like Luke Scott

ONE REASON:  HIS LOOK.  There’s said to be one group of people that can get e away with wearing a goatee and that’s baseball players.  It’s pretty true.  The goatee in general isn’t a good look.  But have baseball players ever head decent style?  Indeed!  The 80′s were a lovely time for baseball style.  From [...]

Decent Community Urban Dictionary

Voyeurs going after a foul ball Foul Ball (noun) -  Slang for an erratic projectile of pud suds shooting away from the explosive stream of primary funky spunk landing out of play or out of bounds.  In general when a this occurs, the errant love butter is considered dead and the doer must return to [...]

Summer Vacation Notice

Hello Community! I’d like to give notice to our readers that I, Tubesteak, will be taking a decent summer sabbatical over the next few weeks or so. This is not to say I won’t be writing about decency within The Community, but postings will definitely be less frequent. Indeed, summer is finally here. Among the [...]

Sam Malone is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]

A Decent Version of Jon and Kate Plus 8

DC Short Jam: An Attitude of Decency

A very wise man once said, “What you do with your attitude is up to you.” He also said, “Attitude has a one word definition: Life.” No doubt about it — a positive attitude is contagious and is just about the most decent thing one can inject into The Community. With that prelude, Decent Community [...]

1985 Pittsburgh Pirates

The Pittsburgh drug trials of 1985 were the catalyst for a baseball-related cocaine scandal which resulted in the harshest Major League Baseball penalties since the Black Sox scandal of 1919. Several Pittsburgh Pirates — Dale Berra, Lee Lacy, Lee Mazzilli, John Milner, Dave Parker, and Rod Scurry — and other notable major league players — [...]

Latest New England Sports Dynasty

We’d like to take moment to get Community members acquainted with the New England Euphoria of the Lingerie Football League, which starts its season September 18th. These broads play full contact, 7-on-7 football in lingerie and skimpy pads. Other teams have formed in Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Tampa, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, San Diego and Seattle. The Euphoria will make [...]

Decent NBA Finals: Nuggets vs. Magic

There’s nothing more not-decent than overhype, and the potential Lakers vs. Cavs, LeBron vs. Kobe finals has become the most over-hyped sports moment in the last 67 years. Banner ads on ESPN.com read “Kobe and LeBron on a collision course.” Nike and Vitamin Water have commercials featuring the two that just so happen to appear as [...]

The Red Sox, Kevin Youkilis and Baby Beluga

Surprisingly there are quite a few current Sox players I could see having Baby Beluga as their theme song as they walk from the on deck circle to the batters box at Fenway.  I could see Dave — because he’s big like a whale.  JD Drew — because he’s soft like a whale.  Maybe even [...]

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