ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.
Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! who puts a fucking jackhammer in their fuckin vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some people are fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, calm down.
I’d say “calm down” with a lot of the internet responses that shocking news articles get. But I mean come now, this one really takes the cake.
Calm down WTF was she thinking, and WHY was she left alone with heavy machinery. My GOODNESS, there is no calm down WOW.
i think its ‘take the biscuit’ mate.
yeA! how dare you be shocked by a construction tool being rammed up a hoo hoo and killing the user/perv/victim in a pelvic explosion bone crushing pleasure? how dare you not praise this woman for her exhibitionism. nay i say to you sir! nay!
and justin, your mother is ready with the vaseline, hurry up, grab the cat and heat up the spatula
calm down?
i dont know if this kinda thing happens often in your area justin- but to me its just plain fucked up
Tyler, Who said it was in her vagina?
some people have to get out a bit more often…. you’re too tense.
@ biscuit,
no its really “takes the cake” mate.
And this is Weird.
You sir, are a moron.
I’d say the person jamming an industrial drill into their snatch is the real moron here.
I am SOOO with you WTF … who does this stuff
Umm, a lot of people do this. It feels great if you know what you’re doing. This woman was clearly a noob.
This as probably not the first time she used it, just the last. As for who does it, I see a lot of Pervs here loving the shock of such an awesomely grotesque exhibition.
Sharron you should look up fuck machines. You will never receive a pounding like that.
MMmmmmmMMmmm `I’d like answer to this also
a big LOL at Brick’s comment!!!
It comes down to this, Women should not operate heavy machiney
This is contradicting to me. How could a neighbor hear her moaning all the time. And then he(she) decides to help her with a Jackhammer positioning it and holding it. Its so sad that even the Jackhammer didn’t satisfy her.
May her “p*&^y” rest in pieces.
Whosoever witnessed killed the moaning Shirley.
youre effing stupid, it didnt say anything about anyone helping her. in fact, it said that she was seen outside, naked, alone, trying to position the jackhammer. l2fr.
And no one helped her as she was observed positioning it?
Jackhammer… yes that is f’d up – a paint can shaker on the other hand …
This brings a new meaning to HAMMER TIME !! ! ! !!
No, hot dicks. I will keep my clothes on.
fuck yes!
Wtf who says, “Fuck” and also says “Vagina” I believe its called Pussy,
Or any other fabulous words we have. 
u kno that sum1 did this b4 and survived
its on redtube.com
I heard about this from my cousin who lives in the area. Huge embarassment for the town and they’re trying to keep it hush hush. Nice investigative work Decent Communinty!!
this parallels something I posted on Weird Universe about Kenneth Pinyan. He died in 2005 after engaging in receptive anal sex with a stallion.
http://www.weirduniverse.net/P40/
this parallels something I recently posted on Weird Universe about Kenneth Pinyan (see wikipedia) who died in 2005 after engaging in receptive anal sex with a stallion.
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the first i got in mind was “The Naked Gun”
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i think they should make the bigger dilldo
are you kidding?! I can’t believe it!
I did this once but i stuck it up my ass.
WHAT..THE….FUCK… You are one gross motherfucker Matt.
I’ve thrown up things that are vital to my living. i.e. MY FUCKING LUNG! just from reading this.
way to go matt, use more lube next time!
And the evangelicals refuse to believe in natural selection. I think this is a pretty good example of it right here — horny old bag who runs a sex shop and a whorehouse jackhammers her own pussy to death. Score another one for Darwin.
Sadly, Darwin awards only count if she didn’t have kids.
I knew I should have stuck to my sawzall…
I could say only in America, but then I’d be lying….
why is it ‘embarrass’ for the community? that’s stupid. uptight people are stupid.
Yes, because it’s so “uptight” to be slightly uncomfortable when you look out a window and see some geriatric whore banging herself with a piece of heavy machinery. What “community” do you live in where that’s considered acceptable?
He’s talking about the effort to keep the news hushed. Not about the community preferring that horny sectagenarians not diddle themselves with construction equipment in their front yard. Reading comprehension.
Since when is 49 geriatric?
She was probably completely drunk.
i loled, made me horny though
WTF?????????????????!!!!!!!!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS INSANE?!?!?!?!?!
ed:
the community is trying to keep it hush hush? they’re embarrassed? wtf, were they all taking terms beatin that shit up w/ other power equipment?
people need to relax a little. “the community” has nothing to do with one persons actions. i think “the community” is to blame for the majority of our social problems, and your post/attitude just exemplifies that.
Wow… i’m gonna leave this one to you to decipher from here on in but if you believe that the community is responsible for the the majority of our social problems (I can only assume that since you are bringing this up here you are referring specifically to this case of jackhammering, and if not then there are further assumptions that you are making which are unfounded) then they should be embarrassed… Also look at your second paragraph, the first line is in direct opposition to the second, do you read your posts or just “drop knowledge” on us simple types to further our understanding of the universe.
Please, ed, jackhammer your asshole. That is all.
Reading Comprehension, idiot.
He means that the community has nothing to do with a single person’s actions (A single person here, idiot).
His second statement meant that the general community (Or what’s ‘Socially Acceptable’) is actually one of the main causes of social problems. And he’s right.
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………owned
That’s disgusting. A woman like that shouldn’t use a jackhammer for a dildo when you have a ready-to-use tongue coming out of my mouth. I only wish I hadn’t used my fingers to cut my wrists and slit my thighs because look at this. Look at this mess. A woman dead while using a penis substitute, and me in a jam because not only cannot I function properly without a bucket of happy pills, but now there is one less woman I can finger, let alone fist all the way to my crusty elbow. Such behaviour!
Fey
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
you are a hero.
this story is fucking hilar and i am even more amused by how pissy everyone on this feed is getting.
natural selection at its best
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survival of the least stupid
I find it odd that the neighbor alerted the police once he heard the jackhammer’s noise and not when finding her naked on the driveway.
“Oh, that’s just like Shirley to be naked in a driveway trying to pry a jackhammer up her groin.”
I didn’t even think about that…I suppose he was okay with indecent exposure and (beyond) lewd behavior, but not okay with the use of heavy machinery to pleasure yourself…LOL!!
A whole new meaning to the word penetration!
I once accidently the whole jackhammer
/B/rother….
Nice comment.
Now that’s worth a Darwin Award.
LMFAO
“Jackhammers, ladies…when your trusty vibrator just WON’T do”
LMAO…What the hell…Good riddance.
she was obviously very frustrated at the time
WOOOOOOOO!
Rick Flair, where were you when she needed you?
Yeah she really deserves a Darwin Award
Real or not this is a funny ass story! “My family heard moans coming from her house all the time”. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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ROFLMAO!!
One horrendous bitch screwed to death, I salute the “Jackhammer” for putting such a mutant to death.
FTW girls, why dont u get this idea in your damn heads, you are NOT SUPPOSED TO play with DILDOS even, god has given you various NATURAL sizes to try…
I’ve even heard a story that a crack whore inserted a monster dildo up her snatch and her muffin ruptured…
Well whatever……this world is one freak less now!!
dude, leave the god crap outta this. Natural sizes, please. If women didn’t use dildos they’d be starved for a good orgasm.
God never said not to play with dildos. I really think he would frown more on your idea of trying out various natural penises. You probably have a small penis and are jealous of dildos. If you’re a girl, you’re a prude who doesn’t know what she’s missing. Using a jackhammer is more than extreme and also pretty stupid. What an embarrassing way to die! I’ll stick with the jackrabbit, thank you.
Fuck this “God” figure. If we all still believed in that nonsense, we wouldn’t have technology as we have it today.
dude, men invented vibrators/dildos for women in the first place. wtf. granted, this was way back when they thought that the female vagina could wander about the body, and was what caused things like PMS and depression.
this story is so fucking strange and ridiculously hilarious, but it’s not like the chick deserved to die. she could have used a few good therapy sessions though…
yeah and leave god out of this. i don’t remember there being any scripture or commandment that said “thou shalt not dildo”
Who in their right mind thinks that is a good idea….she sold sex toys for fuck sake….
thats pussy shit
lol pun
Ladies I’m running a special on these lovely Tools of Satisfaction-I have a nice selection of two-headed ones for those who like to feel completely full while being hammered to death.
Single line to the right please!
http://www.darwinawards.com/
What a jerk….
Only in America!! lol
It took our best plastic surgeons 3 hours to remove the smile from her face
“!slightly uncomfortable when you look out a window…”
How he/she manage to see the horny lady doing whatever she was doing? They deserve what they looked into.
Did anyone see this same thing on Moral Orel the other night?
Since her man left her she has been devoid of a man’s tool. After enquiring about the neighbourhood a good friend pointed her in the direction of her local tool store, she said she wanted a “Real Man’s Tool to sort out a crack down below”, and was recommended that she hired the jack hammer. “There”, she said, “That oughta do the job”, as her toe hit the vibrate button!
WTF.. You gotta be kidding me.. And here I was proud of the 8″ I got… F*** there is no way to compete with a F’in jackhammer. It’s a no-wonder girls are never satisfied.. perhaps if you didn’t destroy it with oversized toys (ie.. Jackhammer) then the avg D^<| would still bring your satisfaction lol.
Seriously though… who the hell thinks that. “Oh I am just gonna screw the jackhammer today”
The F***
Who is jack and what is his number
I want some killer hammering on my vagina….
my vagina is throbing right now ….. I could be a horny neighbor if i had jack around
What a stank ass whore if she needed a jack hammer to get her rocks off
BONER POLICE
Oh my god! This is right out of an episode of Moral Orel.
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To address some of teh people who have some REALLY strange ideas about this case:
1. She’s probably not a good case for natural selection OR a Darwin Award. At 49 and previously married, she’s probably already bred — meaning that any genetically based weakness she MAY have had (being crazy isn’t always physical in cause) are still in the gene pool.
2. OF COURSE the community is shocked and ashamed. Even though only one person in this community is the cause, THIS story is all many people will think of when they think of this community. It’s as if you went to a birthday party, and only half way through you realized everyone else there was a meth head neo Nazi — YOU would feel ashamed to be associated with those people if word got out. Only people who feel no shame at anything could truly question this.
3. Doctor Mapache — “How he/she manage to see the horny lady doing whatever she was doing? They deserve what they looked into.”
Dude. She was NAKED. In the DRIVEWAY. With a JACKHAMMER. Moaning and yelling.
That’s in plain sight to anyone at street level unless her front yard (including the driveway entrance) is behind a tall privacy fence, and that STILL wouldn’t be good privacy coverage against neighbors with two story houses. As a 49 year old construction worker, I’ll bet she DOESN’T have an anti-paprazzi gated privacy fence all around her property, and was right out in the open to be seen by anyone living nearby or driving down the street.
If the neighbors DIDN’T notice, I’d be worried about the safety of that neighborhood — obviously, that would mean that things are so dangerous that no one dares look outside when they hear weird crap.
she had got what she deserved – if someone so stupid
SHE IS SO DEPERATEE!
Personally, I think she was just cleaning up shop…
getting rid of the crust around the edges…
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I hope she used a condom.
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Hey, it could’ve been worse. It could’ve been a penis with fertile semen that would produce a child with her genes.
I thought jackhammers were for putting dents in things, not for putting IN Dents.
I’ll get my coat.
THIS WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT!! im sure someone did it and said that she was trying to pleasure herself..
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Thank God she did not get pregnant and we had to support all those little hammers.
LOL! Touche!
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That is sheer brilliance. I salute that woman and her sexual ingenuity.
WOW, I’m impressed she managed to run the jack hammer while she was under it.
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I wonder why her old man left her?
i lol’d irl.. wtf
All I can say is : people are too obsessed with trying to acheive the Ultimate Orgasm. THIS is an extreme example. Some are going to blame birth control for all this orgasm seeking.
The woman led a disorderly sinful life and finally paid the price for this reckless pleasure-seeking.
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now i know how dangerous it can be, i’ll never do that again.
PIGEON!!!
That seems to me a little outrageous, there are so many better ways to get off than with a jackhammer.
Yeah, this was my mum.
First of all … I have to agree: WTF?!?
Second … look for this to be on 1000 Way To Die SOON!
Woahh, wtf? D:
Thats a fucking creepy.
O.O
Well if you’re gonna go, go with a bang a huge smile on your face.
It’s easy to bring morals into this but you know what – the woman did nothing really that wrong to anyone else with this act. Ok, sticking power tools in feminine places is extreme but some of the reactions on here are very dramatic.
It’s not as of she tried to kill anyone.
LOL U PPL ARE ALL TOOLS. BUNCHA PRUDES!!! STUPID RELIGOUS FREAKS AND UR SELF RITIOUS SHIT!!!
IF IT FEEL GOOD THAN DO IT!!! I FOR 1 APPLUD THIS WOMEN FOR BEING BRAVE AND BEING HERSELF AND NOT LETTING OTHERS TELL HER WAT TO DO.
SO FUK ALL U PPL MAKING FUN OF HER FOR WANTING PLESURE. WOMAN HVE BEEN SERPRESSED FOR TOO LONG. FUCK U AND UR OLD FASHIONED CUNSERVATIV WAYS. WE ARE DA NEW GENARATION.
I’m guessing English is not your first language.
What a ‘tool’. LOL
wish I could have hammered away at her old guts a bit before the jackhammer did.
old horny ladies FTMFW
Rick R said: OF COURSE the community is shocked and ashamed. Even though only one person in this community is the cause, THIS story is all many people will think of when they think of this community. It’s as if you went to a birthday party, and only half way through you realized everyone else there was a meth head neo Nazi — YOU would feel ashamed to be associated with those people if word got out. Only people who feel no shame at anything could truly question this.
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Er.. No Rick. It’s not like that at all. It’s like going to a party, finding out that ONE person there was dressed like a neo Nazi meth head, and EVERYONE else having a massive guilt trip becuase their uptight, God-bothering, holier-than-thou, moral majority puritan assholes.
HTH
Nope, my anology stands, if only due to the relative “newsworthyness” of the two examples.
1 freak who abuses drugs and thinks we should kill all non-”Arayan” people at a party isn’t newsworthy, while an entire party of them is.
1 freak who kills herself publicly (if accidentally) while sexually pleasuring herself with a power tool is newsworthy all by itself.
Rick R.
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Stuffing heavy machinery designed to crack concrete up your snatch is simply brilliant. Who else would think of that! Well its a good thing that the world is now rid of one more demented mind. Natural selection indeed. Another win for nature
She probably thought it was a dildo cos the ebay ad said “hardcore tool for use on driveways etc”
HOT
do want to see that video.
is the driveway ok?? or is another pothole created???
Rumor has it (at my school) that a girl had to have a 360 controller surgically removed from her vag. This is absolutely hilarious to me. People are fucked haha.
haha
too funny
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see…now thats what im talking about……id like a shot at that.
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She is now in contention for a Darwin award.
Wow natural selection strikes again!….What a twist
Haven’t any of you ever heard of experimentation? Its called not being able to get off with plain jane vanilla sex and enjoying that which is unattainable and indescribable. Ever heard of BDSM? break down is bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism- I would be willing to bet that she was masochistic, and enjoyed pain- I highly doubt any human would be able to f*** her like that jackhammer could. Yall ppl make me sick sittin here b*tchin bout her means of gettin off- least she died doin what she loved. You act as if its so immoral to orgasm and moan–
This is not about suppressing women, or denying women their (apparently innate) right to experiment or engage in whatever gets them off. This is about *a* woman using a *jackhammer* on herself, IN. HER. DRIVEWAY. Epic FAIL.
THERE IS A SNUKE IN MY SNIZZZ
Truely, twisted. I’m all for expressing yourself and all. But seriously, using a Jackhammer to please yourself, on your driveway. In plain view?..
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? since when was a jackhammer in a kitchen ?
Big fucking deal I once fit a whole salmon up my arse, still alive
That’s just stupid. Anybody who works in the construction industry knows that she SHOULD have used a cement vibrator. Basically it’s a vibrator that you place into wet cement to make it all settle and get really compact. It vibrates at an INCREDIBLE speed. It’s already shaped like a penis… I don’t know what she was thinking.
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Carlsberg dont do dildos…
And that is why hardware tools like that are meant for men to use when doing construction work. I mean….WTF was she thinking. I mean dam!! if she really wanted to get pounded like that, she should of gave me a call.
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Americans expected no?!
Why didn’t the neighbor turn on their camcorder?
HAHAHAHAHA.
Was she hot?
I WANT TO BUY THE JACKHAMMER THAT KILLED HER , FRAME IT THEN MOUNT IT ON THE WALL!!!!!!
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tl;dr
멋쟁이, 남자는 첫번째 장소에 있는 여자를 위한 진동기 또는 남근 모양으로 만든 성구를 발명했다. wtf. 수여해, 이것은 여성 질은 몸에 관하여 방황할 수 있었다고 그들이 생각하고, 일어난 것이 PMS와 불경기를 좋아하는 무슨이라고일 때 방법 뒤이었다.
they call me the jackHammer
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This is disturbing.
LOL!!!!
Darwin Award!
Lazy.
feels good man
im sorry folk,s bizzare as it is , i cant help but feel sorry for this poor woman. she was so obviously disoriented, i feel sorry for her family..
needs to be pitied rather than laughed at..
Better she must be awarded with a Darwin award special mention to the most horny death
SHE WAS DIVORCED SHE WAS A PROSTITUE AND EVEN IF URE DISORENTATED IM PRETTY SURE U CAN TELL RUE FUCKING URE SELF OUTSIDE URE HOUSE
WTFFFFFFF I THINK THAT WOMAN GOT THE BEST DEATH EVER DIEING FROM A ORGY HAHAHA
LMAO yall make me laugh for real! Seriously she was obviously an exhibitionist and got off on it and whoever stayed around long enough to notice was obviously into voyerism. I think its funny that you dicks thing you could have satisfied a woman like that. Morons why do you think she used it in the first place, was not getting pounded hard enough… she prolly died from a heart attack from unsurmountable pleasure that one should not be able to attain obviously to avoid death or damagaes or otherwise. She prolly should have invested in a fucking machine instead of making her own, symbians are only 1500 bucks and apparently work wonders, if I could afford one I would use it all the time!!!
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